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Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

reptile-ruler

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

harpieisthecarpie

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

reptile-ruler

the only fun addition to this post

msmimundo

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

dykedragons

kozwwa

Repeating trends with @bari-artist 🤙🤙🤙

mitchythedrawer

Bad puppy

hiyari8

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

ambiicarus

The best time-travel Tomarry fics are universally

Tom Riddle: Harry is a master mind of deception. He knows too much. He’s a threat to my carefully laid plans. I need to uncover his secret and get him under my control.

Harry Potter Peverell: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I have no idea what I am doing!

Bonus points if Harry is like fighting demons trying to work out the whole Master of Death thing and Grindewald is up his ass about it. He’s catnip for dark lords after all.

theyellowbrickroad

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

theoneofwhomisblue

Mouse MD

owlservice

He needs mouse bites to live

loreleywrites

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

grimmghosts

every business owner at my local city council meetings ever like

faceless-crowd

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

flowerbleedme

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

fadingembers

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

astriiformes

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this: