sup

i made this tumblr in 2009 i will love her forever

[d4v3fr4nc0]

i rly wanted to say it huh

[fallontonight]

Jojo Siwa explains the risk of coming out publicly she felt when talking to her girlfriend beforehand, but then emphasizes how happy she is that she did! 🌈❤️

[natama-men]

[death-by-lulz]

“this butt… is the best butt.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bessbell)

[meme4u]

[10knotes]

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

[carefreebomb]

[wlwellbutrin]

A cat is just a roommate who pays rent in love

oh….. good ask

[amesmagames]

🍉 https://www.instagram.com/amykowalenko 🥝

[pyomorphic]

coexist bumper sticker on a glock

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

actually i might have misread the original post

[pyomorphic]

no no this is good

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[darthbaene-deactivated20200927]

me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!

also me at 2:35 am:

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

[creigo]

ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[ruthlessrodriguez-deactivated20]

[10knotes]

there’s good shit in the world, people.

[dankmemeuniversity]