Dragon Age: Incorrectquisition

Yet another DA Incorrect Quotes blog.

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Inquisitor: I WANT TO CRY, COLE.

Cole: Crying is healthy💕

Inquisitor: IT DEHYDRATES ME

Cole: Drink water💕

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Sera: So you're saying you're not a big dick boy. That you're just a small dick miscreant.

Bull: No, I'm saying I'm the biggest big dick boy.

Sera: Wow yes sooooo humble.

Bull: I don't have time for humility. My humongous member wears it thin.

(thank you so much for the submission, sorry it took forever to post i hardly ever check this blog T^T i should start again)

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I just need to say I love your blog. Especially your Fenris posts, they're accurate in my head. Please continue with the amazing work.

Oh god thank you so much!!!!

I haven’t posted in forever!! I need to get back to it ASAP, specially cause there’s still people coming over to check this page out T^T

But thank you for your message I appreciate it so much!!

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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I was scrolling through the Tumblr and saw your blog on mobile and was in awe. I have to know. What and where is your header from?? The one of Anders running and prancing? I have to KNOW.

Lmao i love that gif too!

I know the animation is from the DA2 DLC Mark of the Assassin!! Only that in the game it’s Tallis that’s doing that to attract a wyvern.

I don’t actually know if you can make other companions do that or if it’s modded though, I found the gif on google T^T so I never found out who made it to be able to ask

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Anders: And you know what the worst part is?

Hawke: That you’re having to process your emotional pain without alcohol?

Anders: No!

Anders:

Anders: Yes!

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Hawke: I’m on my way. Try not to swear at anybody.

Fenris: Fuck you. I’m not an idiot.

Hawke: There you go, like that.

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Varric: Admit it, he’s adopted.

Carver: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, nug-brain, think.

Bethany: I wish I was adopted.

Hawke: That can still be arranged.

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Inquisitor: What should I do?

Josephine: Oh... this is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it?

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Varric: I admit I fancy myself more of an intellectual, but I can assure you, I’ve had my fair share of tussles.

Merrill: Like the mushroom?

Hawke: Those are truffles.

Merrill: Like the sprouts?

Aveline: Those are Brussels.

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Velanna: I tried to acknowledge their feelings. It wasn’t easy. There were a lot of them.

[earlier that day]

Warden: I’m just so confused——are you... are you climbing out the window?

Velanna: [halfway out the window]

Velanna:

Velanna: No.

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Nathaniel: Why do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Oghren: What does claustrophobic mean?

Sigrun: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Oghren: Ho Ho Ho!

Sigrun: Stop, Oghren, you’re scaring him!

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Maric: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.

Loghain: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.

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Anders: Can we agree not to tell the Warden Commander about this?

Nathaniel: This isn’t even the most disappointing thing I know about you.

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Maric: What are you doing later?

Loghain: Having my night ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me.

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Dating Coach: So, you tried flirting?

Aveline: Sure, I gave him ‘The Look’.

Dating Coach: Show me.

Aveline: [bites lip seductively]

Dating Coach: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?

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Alistair: I know what genealogy is. It’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

Morrigan: I’ve met bread smarter than you.

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Hawke: We should stop worrying about Merrill and let her lead her own life.

Varric:

Hawke:

Varric: Do you want to follow her, or should I?

Hawke: Lets both do it.