A collection of lines turned into memes that Daz Black has said in THIS VIDEO because why not. feel free to reblog, change the pronouns / name, fix the quote, type it in lowercase or uppercase. can be taken nsfw, can also be taken sfw, and does contains swearing.
“It’s called hardcore pink.”
“And there’s some giraffes and shit in cages.”
“Oh, shit, right into it, okay.”
“I’m so tired, and I want to sleep.”
“Let’s get a motel, you know!”
“Being hit by a car is pretty horrific.”
“Ah, I shoud’ve paid more attention to that.”
“Motels are creepy, man.”
“Oh, wow, look at that. It’s so pretty.”
“Oh, really? Oh, shit. I’m sorry.”
“OH, OH, WAIT, NO, COME BACK!”
“Why give me that info and then go home?!”
“Pretty sure [pronoun] stole my fucking wallet.”
“Can I peak in – What the fuck. ”
“WHAT IN SEVEN SHADES OF SHIT IS THAT?”
“WHAT IS THAT? WHAT’S THAT WIGGLING?”
“That isn’t what I think it is, is it?!”
“Why do I want to go in?”
“Do I even want to fucking go in there?!”
“Wait, why is there a fucking Christmas tree?”
“Who the fuck – Who are you?”
“I need to leave, I need to leave.”
“Is he still wiggling? Yep, still wiggling.”
“OH, WOW. That’s nudity! Okay!”
“Hey! I want to say…. [Incorrect name].”
“Oh, fuck, I threw a vase at their face.”
“HI, MY NAME IS [Name] AND I’VE GOT BREAD.”
“Duct tape? What am I going to do?”
“Wait, wait, wait, wait.”
“THAT’S A FUCKING UNICORN!”
“There’s a fucking unicorn!”
“There’s unicorns outside, I’ll be right back.”
“There were unicorns here!”
“That is clearly a fucking unicorn outside of my window!”
“Should we just start with some spanking?”
“FUCK, I DOUBLE SLAPPED IT!”
“I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO TAP IT.”
“I need to get out of here.”
“Let’s leave. Let’s get out of here.”
“Can we just go into the woods and disappear?”
“My faith in Humanity is gone.”
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