DA STRONGEST KITTY!

I'Z REALLY STRONG! DATS MY THING! (account run by @s4m-s4m-s4m) (pfp: @kittemfangs )

[da-strongest-kity]

"IM DA BIGGEST, BADDEST, AND SCARIEST CAT IN DA ALLEY!"

AND YOU SHOULD FEAR ME!

MOD SHIT BELOW!

Heya I'm the mod (Sami) I saw an opening for Magnus rp accounts and I decided to have a go at it. Im also doing this to train my dialogue skills because I suck at them 💔

Stuff you should probably know lol:

1. I don't expect other rp accounts to interact but feel free (I will get VERY nervous though I have never roleplayed with real people before 💔)

2. Don't be weird. Mod may be an adult but Canon Magnus is a cat.

3. Flirting is kinda okay? I might not respond to flirting but it depends on how I feel

4. Blah blah blah, my interpretation of Magnus, blah blah blah

5. Magnus won't use proper grammar sometimes. This is totally not a mod error. (It's a mod error but I think it fits him

6. Leave if your T.R.A.S.H or any type of pedo/necro/zoo. Magnus will crush you if you stay.

7. Mod ships magmallow, not gonna play into this account but just thought I'd say that (gotta push the agenda)

[da-strongest-kity]

Catnip

HUH? WOT'S DIS? IZ DIS FROM ARTHUR? GIMME!

*he snorts it whole*

AISGBEUSHEBAJAJE SUSGNSBSUSGSJSNSHSGSJBDUSBSNSBDHSBBSDUEB

[danizmomota]

please..if u can, can u draw magnus…? Hes my favorite mini boss and i think hes underrated and im his #1 fan… :3

(also im the one who created the clawsia the clown blog so yayay…:D)

Oh you know I HAD to lock in for THE #1 Magnus fan!!!! >:3 Tbh I don’t have a SOLID Magnus design but I like this one a LOT… subject to chance overtime tho!

actually so proud of this??? kinda fire…

[da-strongest-kity]

IT'Z ME!

[da-strongest-kity]

Yeah I should probably say this

I will most likely not interact with other rp blogs that isn't more than an ask or an answer. I do not trust myself with human interactions like that. I hope y'all can understand 💔

[da-strongest-kity]

this is you

YES 'DAT IZ ME!!! YA ARE RIGHT

[da-strongest-kity]

*Cheeses you*

RAAAAAGH!!!!

[da-strongest-kity]

SOMETH'N FEELS OFF... IT'S BEEN CHAOTIC RECENTLY. I MAY NOT BE DA BRIGHTEST BUT I KNOW SOMETH'N IZ WRONG

@soahc-fo-drol

[da-strongest-kity]

LOOK BEHIND YOUUUU *THROWS POISON NEEDLE BEHIND MAGNUS*

HUH!? WHERE!?

*He turns around and is promptly hit by the needle*

OW!

[da-strongest-kity]

You vs. C-800. No weapons, just bare fists

DAT WEIRD GUN GIT?! 'E'S PRETTY STRONG! BUT NOT AS STRONG AS ME! I'Z WINN'N HANDS DOWN!

[da-strongest-kity]

Your constant yelling has attracted a guest

Get pearophina’d (also get anger management)

HA! WOT A WONDERFUL FRUIT! I WILL CHERISH IT!

[da-strongest-kity]

Magnus, dear lad. Is it better to be brutal, yet cunning, or to be cunning, yet brutal?

HUH?! WOT DO DOSE WORDS MEAN?! I'Z KONFUSED?!

[da-strongest-kity]

NEW CHALLENGE DIS WEEK

HOW LONG KAN I GO WITHOUT PUNCH'N FENRIR 'N DA FACE

[da-strongest-kity]

I FAILED.

[da-strongest-kity]

NEW CHALLENGE DIS WEEK

HOW LONG KAN I GO WITHOUT PUNCH'N FENRIR 'N DA FACE

[oko-buri]

avoid negative garbage enjoy revenge

[da-strongest-kity]

How did you get those chains on you?

I DON'T 'ACTLY REMEMBA WHEN OR HOW I GOT EM. I'Z GUESS'N 'DAT I FOUND EM ON 'DA GROUND AN’ PUT EM ON 'COZ DEY LOOKED KOOL!

[da-strongest-kity]

OOC!!!:

stupid relationship chart for this thing ig

Ik it's hard to understand I'm tired rn 💔

(I might explain more tomorrow when I have free time)

Btw if it isn't in all caps it's not Magnus. I headcanon him as the type of dude to constantly yell at you (even if he doesn't realize)

[da-strongest-kity]

5 posts!

HA! IM JUST GETTING STARTED