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“Yeah, shit. I think it sums up the situation pretty well.” Raising his eyebrows, Kai tilted his head as the former vampire spoke and tried to hold himself from laughing, but failed completely. “Talk this out?” He asked as he was chuckling, before bursting into laughter again. “Yeah sure, we’ll talk it out when you’ll be draining you out of blood, how about that?” He asked with a smile. “Did we.. Talk this out when you murdered me? I mean I did killed my sister, but it was my sister, my choice, right? And your one true love was still alive.” He said as he rolled his eyes, taking out his hunting knife and looking down at it. “You know I’m not even mad for that, I was kind of messy, I could’ve.. I don’t know, cut your head off while you were falsely leaving Bonbon, that was my bad. But.. Taking back Elena when I succeeded to get out of hell and when I’d made sure Cade wouldn’t come after me? That hurts my feelings, and putting me in a brand new prison world after that, you like to do things big, right? Oh I know, that was Bonnie and the twins, my bad. I’m just not quite sure you stopped them from doing so, so.. You’re on my to-murder revenge list.” He said seriously. “Eighteen years in isolation for my father treated me like shit, and twenty years added to that because.. You all have an freaking ego and you don’t want your former enemies to come back from hell. I’m impressed, you’re all more of morons and stupid assholes that I’d ever think you would be.” Shrugging, Kai smiled as he moved his knife around. “Listen to me, I love the sound of my voice, can you tell? Now I’m not sure, when I’ll be done torturing you and when you’ll beg me for mercy, should I kill you with my fangs, with my knife or with my magic? I ask too much questions. I should probably get started.” He said with a bright smile as he tried to take a step closer, but feeling like a wall keeping him out. A bit confused, the heretic frowned, not even knowing about the fact that he needed an invitation to get in. “What.. What kind of magic is that? I can’t sense it.” He frowned, for sure confused. If it was really magic, he would’ve felt it.
Damon had run away but when he noticed there were no footsteps behind him he walked back to the door slowly “You can’t get it” he laughed “this is ironic isn’t it? I almost forgot you need me to say the magic words, were they “abra cadabra?” or maybe “bibidi babidi boo”? ah... we’ll never know” Damon chuckled “Do I really have to remind you that you cast a spell on my girlfriend and Bonnie and I had to go through hel, literally, to get Elena out of there? And believe me it was so much worse than your weird prision hom. And well I’m oh so very sorry psychotic syphon but I thought killing you would be the best thing to do since you put me in between my girlfriend and her witch companion AGAIN. And since you are clearly a neurotic vampire with witchy anger issues, that was the best thing to do” Damon really missed Helena, he did not see here for quite a long time now and the memories of her really hurt him, having all those doppleganger around didn’t really hur either, but crying wasn’t gonna help so he just opened a bottle of bourbon instead, forgetting he was not a vampire anymore and that alcohol had a really bad effect on him. He smiled sarcastically at Malachai who was still at the door trying to get in “now if you excuse me I have to make dinner, so my human body can function properly. You know, again I would invite you to stay, but, I don’t like you, so you can sleep out there and wait for me to come out or go and we’ll meet again sometime”