Batman out, bitches

Nanannanananananana. Batman.

[reginasphalanges]

[burgertv]

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[bombing]

at starbucks

me: excuse me sir, i asked for an iced coffee but my beverage is piping hot

barista: feel the bern bitch. down with hillary

me: alright

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[busket]

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

[striders]

shit my gf tries to do: make cheese dip while drunk at 3:30 am

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[nerdjpg]

not being included in an inside joke

[illinicoise]

[theanti90smovement]

Shit I was tagged in in 2013 is showing up on my dash right now and this is surreal

[daat-ass]

me like 4 yrs ago: i think i have depression

me today: boy howdy is that just one ingredient to this horrifying cocktail that is my mental health

[tastefullyoffensive]

by It’s the Tie (previously)

[memewhore]

[ruinedchildhood]

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

[hamilnon-stop]

Aaron Burr be like…

[cybercitrus]

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

[daat-ass]

omg i havent been on this account in ages how do i still have followers tbh