The Life of a Feeder

[dabeardedfeederguy]

i miss youuu

[misterghostart]

"Pregnant" Bikini Contest

Convincing your super bloated friend to enter the local Pregnant Bikini Contest, and she just so happens to win.

[misterghostart]

A priestess has found herself with a large predicament...growing inside her.

[misterghostart]

Just a witch and her ghost

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[feedistdani]

Me: wow i hope I get a cute baby bump :)

My body at the beginning of my second trimester (empty belly):

[feedistdani]

Geeeez. Not only do I look like a pig, but I sound like a pig too.

🐽 links 🐽

[dabeardedfeederguy]

that was such a deep belch good lord

[ginger-ly]

More pics because I seriously felt so big and sexy yesterday and I need my width to be appreciated please 🥺

[ginger-ly]

It’s just so fun to squeeze 😳

[ginger-ly]

Wow what a cow 🐮

[srsfunny]

So so gullible

[complete-trash-and-despair]

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

[uncle-beanbag]

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

[bigredm38-2]

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

[astroangeltears]

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

[uiruu]

you at the rock shop

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[starrspice]

i will never not reblog this

[camerapits]

Shout out to my man Terry for doing this for real.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lethereatcakee]

Eat that up, it’s good for you

[luna-mistrunner]

fatphobia robs the world of all joy and I think the faster people accept that the faster we can like. Improve and progress as a society. I’m saying this extremely seriously. We have got to get past this. Fucking sick of it. People lose their lives and years to this. Whole generations were ruined by these ideas and expectations.

[positive--energyyy-deactivated2]

A girl telling you you’ve made her wet is single handedly the sexiest hottest fuckin thing ever and you can’t tell me different

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post