cynical cunt

• 20 • nebraska • pink & pot • #bodypositive •

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[quantummindclassicalheart]

Then they got an idea! An awful idea! THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice? With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made. From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade! Just slap his face on there and tint it with green And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump, The Grinch had been played for a capital chump. “No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads. “Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day Than products and placements and big bonus pay? The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed. Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

[stumupm]

You win best addition to my post

[dino-sours]

An opalized plesiosaur vertebra from Australia!

[jojophins-deactivated20210918]

The guy with the gun: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius

The guy behind the camera: Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer 

[ardensmithart-deactivated202208]

My day 1 and 2 illustrations for inktober! The first is my cat, second is a variety of ball python morphs, both done with brushpen and fine tip micron pens

[mostimportantproject]

Beautiful. 

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[galenburow]

[mostimportantproject]

I feel THIS!

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[dabsdogsdrugs]

🍁👻🔥

[dabsdogsdrugs]

Hoping these two will make some babies for me, any tips for beginning breeders are greatly appreciated! 💖

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[dabsdogsdrugs]

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[positivepatton]

Men, if you girlfriend or wife hits you, degrades you, pressures you into sex, intentionally shames and humiliates you, or cheats on you, you are the victim and you are in an unhealthy relationship. She is not treating you right, it’s not okay, and you do deserve better.

[mostimportantproject]

[goldiebug]

♡♡♡

[danaandthebooks]

You’re officially an adult when you realise that Rory Gilmore is actually a terrible person

[littletetra]

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

[mostimportantproject]

“If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.”

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Zig Ziglar 

[aww-so-pretty]

So cute