Dragon Age Companion Facts

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Solas is the first fully egg character David Gaider has ever written

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Unlike Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age II there will not be a variety of companions that join your PC's journey. Instead there will be only one companion, Schmooples, and their relationship with The Inquisitor™ will be the focus of the main storyline.

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Because so many straight people on the internet were upset to find out Sera and Dorian were same-sex only romances Bioware has decided to change all romance options to same-sex only so that heterosexual players will know what to expect and will not be disappointed by future romancable character announcements.

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In his original character design Justice was much more muscular than he ended up being in game. Unfortunately because current gen consoles had such weak beef processors the design had to be changed so that Awakening could be released for Xbox 360 and PS3.

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Alistair never loved you.

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Bioware chose to use Frostbite for Dragon Age: Inquisition so that people couldn't make white Vivienne mods. Bioware plans to post their own white Vivienne mod on Nexus soon after release. The mod will not actually make Vivienne white in game, as it is just a .exe file that will delete Dragon Age from your computer because you are racist and shouldn't be playing this game. A similar program will also be replacing all white Isabela mods.

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There are dialogue options in Dragon Age: Inquisition that allow The Inquisitor™ to flirt with Cole. However if you choose any of these options the game immediately alerts the FBI of your location so that they can arrest you, you creepy ass pedophile.

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In Fenris's personal questline you have the opportunity to return him to Danarius. If you do this even Danarius is like "what the fuck, man?" Then the game over screen comes up before the game erases your save data and powers off your system. You are a terrible person and don't deserve to play this game anymore.

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Read The Books It's Canon

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Cullen can only orgasm through anal fisting.

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The favor Flemeth asks from Maric in The Stolen Throne is to carry her child. This makes Maric Morrigan's real mother, and Alistair her brother.

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Sera is a former child beauty pagent star that was featured on five different episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras. The show lead to her having minor celebrity status and she traveled around singing in malls all over Orlais. Her career performing soon ended when people started watching Dance Moms instead.

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Blackwall technically isn’t an actual Grey Warden. Because he’s Jewish and Darkspawn blood is not kosher, he was unable to properly complete the ritual. However, due to anti-discrimination laws the Grey Wardens had to let him join. The inquisitor does not discover this unless they trigger his personal quest, which involves helping Blackwall restore his foreskin.