Nannon's Papa

Gerard Ellis. 44. Proud father of my beautiful kid, Rhiannon Madison Ellis.Retired truck driver. Irish badass. Love me a good Guinness.

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Daddeh: Kid, ye be'er jus' leave 'er now. I'd've done i' ages ago. Ge' i' over wi'.

Cooper: I’m not leaving. Also is there a reason for anonymity, Daddeh?

[daddeh-ellis]

I forgot my wee li’l log in. I think ye need ta leave ‘er. Le’s be hones’!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Well that wasn’t very smart now was it? I think you need to not worry about my relationship. I’m not leaving her. 

[daddeh-ellis]

I'm givin' ye solid gold Chris'mas advice! Ye need ta take it or ye'll end up even mar of a dick then ye already are. I been there.

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Daddeh: Kid, ye be'er jus' leave 'er now. I'd've done i' ages ago. Ge' i' over wi'.

Cooper: I’m not leaving. Also is there a reason for anonymity, Daddeh?

[daddeh-ellis]

I forgot my wee li'l log in. I think ye need ta leave 'er. Le's be hones'!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Hey, Gerard?

[daddeh-ellis]

I’m scared she’ll bi’e me!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Give her the kid first, then she can’t move that quickly. 

[daddeh-ellis]

...she growled and told me I could ride with ye back to the house...

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Hey, Gerard?

[daddeh-ellis]

Are ya sure? She may have just been really happy ta have Bentley at the time!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

That’s what she said! You can ask her. Now c’mon. Your ten minutes are up. 

[daddeh-ellis]

I'm scared she'll bi'e me!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Hey, Gerard?

[daddeh-ellis]

Bu’ ya ge’ Ta take her home with ya in a bi’, an’ then I go’a go back ta Ireland an’ own’ see her again fer a good bi’! 10 more minutes?

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Rhiannon says you can hang around if you want to.. maybe for a few days or something? I don’t really know what she meant. And.. well.. fine. Ten more minutes. 

[daddeh-ellis]

Are ya sure? She may have just been really happy ta have Bentley at the time!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Hey, Gerard?

You bonding with Bentley is adorable and all, but we kind of need her back now. 

[daddeh-ellis]

Bu' ya ge' Ta take her home with ya in a bi', an' then I go'a go back ta Ireland an' own' see her again fer a good bi'! 10 more minutes?

[daddeh-ellis]

My Granddaughter is the cutest Granddaughter anybody's ever Granddaughtered.

Even if she does have a pretentious name, that I’m guessing only Nannon could come up with.

Bu’ she’s SO CUTE THE PRETENTIOUSNESS DOESN’ EVEN MATTER.

I’m proud o’ my kid an’ her husband.

[cooper-ian-anderson]

It’s not pretentious!

[daddeh-ellis]

Just a li'l bi'.

[daddeh-ellis]

My Granddaughter is the cutest Granddaughter anybody's ever Granddaughtered.

Even if she does have a pretentious name, that I'm guessing only Nannon could come up with.

Bu' she's SO CUTE THE PRETENTIOUSNESS DOESN' EVEN MATTER.

I'm proud o' my kid an' her husband.

[daddeh-ellis]

Still stuck in a stupid li'l airpor' an' my granddaughter was born.

[daddeh-ellis]

Of course she’s beautiful - she’s go’ Ellis DNA. :p An’ I am calm. I’m jus’ loud. Ya know me.

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Well try not to get kicked off your flight. Your granddaughter is waiting for you, after all. 

[daddeh-ellis]

Well now I'm here, bu' they won' le' me back there.

[daddeh-ellis]

Still stuck in a stupid li'l airpor' an' my granddaughter was born.

[cooper-ian-anderson]

She knew what she wanted to do and she did it in a timely manner. She’s beautiful, Gerard. And sleeping right now. So you just calm down and get here safely, okay?

[daddeh-ellis]

Of course she's beautiful - she's go' Ellis DNA. :p An' I am calm. I'm jus' loud. Ya know me.

[daddeh-ellis]

Still stuck in a stupid li'l airpor' an' my granddaughter was born.

DAMN YOU, AIRLINES.

Bu' CONGRATULATIONS, CEWPURH AND NANNON. Be there once the pilo' decides to ge' here. 

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Gerard! You need to get your happy Irish ass on a plane!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Got it. Thank you.

[daddeh-ellis]

Welcome. See ya soon, kid!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Gerard! You need to get your happy Irish ass on a plane!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Yeah, she definitely is. Ha, I’ll try but there are no guarantees, Old Man. 

[daddeh-ellis]

Well in case I don' ge' there in time, a word of advice: Have her grab yer arm, rather than yer hand. Less chance of her breaking' anythin'.

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Gerard! You need to get your happy Irish ass on a plane!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

I know that and you know that and Rhiannon knows that but Bentley doesn’t give a damn. And we’re thinking happy, positive thoughts because Rhiannon doesn’t need to stress. 

[daddeh-ellis]

"but Bentley doesn't give a damn." Sounds like yer two's kid, alrigh'. Alrigh', alrigh' - I'll be there as soon as I can. Try an' tell Bentley ta wai' for me!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Gerard! You need to get your happy Irish ass on a plane!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

I’ll give you a hint, Rhiannon’s not going to be pregnant much longer. 

[daddeh-ellis]

Oh, shi'! Bu' it's early!

[cooper-ian-anderson]

Gerard! You need to get your happy Irish ass on a plane!

And so help me God, if you give me shit this week I will KICK you back to Ireland.

[daddeh-ellis]

Calm yer ti's, Cewpurh! Where am I goin'?

[daddeh-ellis]

Crossin' the pond for a bi'.

I'M COMIN' HOME!