father daddydickweed supreme emperor

☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・° 19 soldier boy and house of wax enthusiast alt/backup @daddydickweedafterhours ☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・°

[soldierboyscumdoll]

someone bring my gilf back to me.

[carryonlikewedidbefore]

"Its what Clara would have wanted" should be the new reaction to anything that's disappointing or bewildering in our lives or if you're trying to commiserate with someone but don't really care

There's too much salt in this soup - "its what Clara would have wanted"

I can't believe they broke up - "its what Clara would have wanted"

My sporting team lost in a crushing defeat - "Its what Clara would have wanted"

Why is Willie Nelson's new album heavy metal? - "Its what Clara would have wanted"

[daddydickweed]

i mean if that was jensen’s last scene in the boys… HEYYYYY HE’S STILL ALIVE😜😜🫣🫣🫣😜

[vqtkufi]

@tankhall

[soldierboydada-deactivated20260]

no cus why are the boys getting worse and worse each ep??? Also BEN??? pls what have yall done to dada its like a whole diff character 💔 bring back s3 soldier boy rn

[daddydickweed]

hardest bars ever written

[lydira]

Soldier Boy after giving Homelander the V1: D-Don't get the wrong idea! I'm not doing this for you! I'm only helping you because it's what Clara would've wanted! BAKA!

[daddydickweed]

[daddydickweed]

my soldier boy mii talking about squashing a farmer… he knows abt the janie fan fic…

[daddydickweed]

unfortunately, if soldier boy dies i will actually die

[daddydickweed]

BENJAMIN I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS💔💔💔💔

[daddydickweed]

i added sam and dean onto my tomodachi life island and tell me why they swapped roles… sam is trying to get all the bitches while dean sits up and looks at the sun contemplating his decisions

[sunbleachedbrk]

might fuck around and forgive it all as it comes back to me idk

[daddydickweed]

guys what was this episode…

[daddydickweed]

soldier boy punching homelander in this weeks teaser life is good

[cas-of-apollo]

I need someone to write a Mr marathon x reader RIGHT NOWWWWW

Jared was so cute I love him🥹

[daddydickweed]

I SECOND THIS!!

[hunting-people-saving-things]

sooo mr marathon was for sure jorking it to soldier boy in his weird little fan boy room every day, right? we all agree?

[j2aremyparents]

Waiting for a SOLDIERTHON fanfic

[boypussysam]

soldier boy is so fucking strong i would've folded IMMEDIATELY if he looked at me with those boba eyes