Hollywood: *shows me more Jennifer Lawrence movies*
me:
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Janaina Medeiros
Not today Justin
Claire Keane

Love Begins
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NASA
hello vonnie
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tannertan36

Origami Around
Noah Kahan

@theartofmadeline
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

JVL
Peter Solarz

oozey mess
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@daddyjasondemers
Hollywood: *shows me more Jennifer Lawrence movies*
me:
vine compilation titles then: OMG EPIC FAIL VINES 2015 😂😂😂 | SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE IPHONE 6
vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old
@ doug wilson: Put It Back
Sony: Easy…. EASY….
Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…
Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
i gave in and decided to make one of those mutuals posts this is in no particular order !!
@neymrjr @mjoners @juniorgunners @codybelllinger @sevillacf @nevmar @elindholm @jumboooojoe @logancuoture @iconiquepique @mesxtozil @dvidalaba @bartra @wilsheresdimples @nhljones @alexiwobis @iniestas @wegotmesutozil @johnsstones @mesutosil @afcaf @daddyjasondemers @tomashrtls
ayyyy!!! tysm this made my night :''') 💓
Settle it, who’s the hottest shark?
Controversial opinion: Justin Braun in his most recent form
(omg Ben, all but one of these gifs are yours, god bless)
THIS IS IMPORTANT
This message is veterinarian-approved!!!
In case it isn’t clear, that is literally the last bone of a cat’s toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. It’s an amputation.
Get claw caps instead! They stay on pretty well and your cat can walk around normally. You can take them off whenever you want. This is great for house cats. They don’t need their claws for defense but they need them to walk the way we need toes. This keeps them from scratching you or furniture and keeps them happy and healthy. It’s a win for everyone. Plus your cat will look like it got a kitty manicure.
Reblogging again for the last comment, for anyone who wants to argue about saving their precious furniture. Boom! Problem solved.
I regularly trim my cat’s claws because I love him
They’re super cheap too!
Not really a cat person, but this is still important.
PLS DONT REMOVE UR CATS TOE BONES
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”
when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”
One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”
One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”
She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed
did anybody else notice that like really out of place ford focus or whatever in episode 6 of stranger things?
spotted
DISCRETION
“Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Terrible people will succeed and wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always smart.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no real adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.”
A Few Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball
So true!
yall its been real but if net neutrality gets booted there is no way in HELL i am ever paying to use tumblr
the ironic thing to me is that yahoo is trying to end net neutrality, yet for some reason they believe they’re privileged enough be exempt from millenials’ total lack of brand loyalty
the core majority of tumblr’s userbase is millenials and people in their 30s who use this website for free or very rarely pay for services. Even tumblr’s so-called ‘celebrities’ who are regularly paying for services are majority 40-and-unders who have historically crafted their brand out of resources that are available under net neutrality and low-cost websites (Youtube, Twitter, Wordpress, deviantart, Facebook, etc).
even if yahoo intends to fully alienate unpaying users and create a website that caters exclusively to those rich enough to pay monthly or weekly fees, the reality is that millenials really do hold the power to ‘kill off’ businesses that require an arbitrarily large monetary investment
as a group, we simply do not care about brand loyalty and we’re known to flagrantly flout the traditional corporate mindset of ‘they’ll pay if they’re desperate enough for what we offer’ in favor of lower-cost solutions
And while it’s probably true that if tumblr begins to fail due to the addition of micro-charging fees, then Yahoo will still be able to safely shut down the website and cut their losses, the reality is that millenials are well-known to react to that kind of corporate greed with ugly smear campaigns that make the company look bad and lose support over time. I doubt that kind of backlash would pair well with the loss of advertising dollars that Yahoo is currently generating from a low-cost, net neutral tumblr.
so, yeah. there’s a reason op currently has just under 50,000 notes on this post. the likelihood is that the vast majority of us will simply stop using the internet as much as we currently do if net neutrality is revoked. Not only will this be a huge societal loss, but in the long run–make no mistake–it will lead to the death of the biggest web-based companies due to their failure to generate core revenue.
me: walks into living room
tv: tonight on how its made
me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“
- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)
Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder
The Mermaid (2016).
what the hell
I need to watch this now.
it’s a hilarious film
fbi agent: *punches him in the face* say it. say you need better teammates.
auston matthews: *spits blood on the floor* fuck you
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye