i hate it here

(Kind of on hiatus) 21/m/pisces. Aspiring chef. Needlessly pretentious.

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[inthedarktrees]

“Quagmire” | The X-Files

[deirdreskye]

We all have that one homie who's very agreeable but lacks discernment

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[pissvortex]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

finally porn for the intellectual

[unbotheredmuse]

[brucebocchi]

[hungwy]

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

[doodlebeeberry]

[roycohn]

love!

[toastbutteregg]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

The United States has always been an evil, monumentally cruel shithole run by psychopaths but I remember these bitches being a lot more humble back when the Kennedy family tree was getting pruned

[ewaneneollav]

god left-clicking me & right-clicking a random gas station in the middle of an interstate over 1400 miles away & I just stand up & exit my house & start jogging at a moderate pace

[blackarachnya]

[hellsite-yano]

[hyena-moved-blogs]

[dasagoo]

me on my 50th playthrough making my way to the tops to bang benny once again