Welcome to lemons

just a bunch of bulllllsheeet @shyofthecool is a lemon grabber

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Kara-covering her eyes hiding behind a lamp-:...

Lena-staring at kara-: Kara just because you cover your eyes that doesn't mean I can't see you

Kara: shh I'm like John cena you can't see me

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Lena: Kara you were pretty drunk last night.

Kara: Lena no I wasn't kryptonians can't even get drunk you know that

Lena: You asked me if I was single... and when I said I was married you started crying

Kara: okay and why is that so bad

Lena:... KARA I'M MARRIED TO YOU

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Kara: Lena im telling you I can see the future watch let me show you yours

Lena: Kara this is... outrageous

Kara(breaks off the window and holds it in front of her face): Your looking at your future

Alex: Kara what the hell

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Kelly: And what do we say when something goes wrong

Lena: Chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on

Kara: Lena that's not-

Lena: oh I'm sorry I can't hear you over this WALL OF LIES YOU MADE.

Kelly(slowly reaching for her phone): I think you guys need more than a therapist

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Kara: And.. I know I hurt you when I didn't tell you I was supergirl but this lena...this I can NEVER forgive you for.

Lena(stuttering): K-kara i-

Kara(slams hand on the table): You ate all the potstickers now your gonna have to die in the grave you dug.

Alex(from behind the couch): That's what this is about.

Alex(looking around): kara... uhm... I ate... those potstickers.

Lena:....I carry a gun you know

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Kara: wanna hear a joke?

Lena: I prefer dark humor

Kara:..hmm*turns the light off* so the joke goes-

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Kara*running up to lena*: Omg omg I just beat the high score on that game over there

Lena*looking around*: what game could you have possible won love this is walmart

Kara-*points at blood pressure machine*

Lena: ...

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Lena: I looked into your eyes kara..and I swear I saw the most beautiful thing

Kara: aww..what was it?

Lena: My reflection

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*Lena and kara's wedding*

Lena: I do

Kara: I do

Cw writers: + Because that's what best friends are for

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Kara: Do you think Lena's gonna notice alex?

Alex-looking down at hundreds of cats-: No she's totally not gonna notice we have to hide them in the garage

Kara-grabbing a carton of milk-: I have the perfect idea allll I have to do is lead a trail of milk out to the garage

Lena-walking in-: What in the hell are all these cats doing here

Kara-stuttering-: I-i they looked so innocent and I couldn't helped myself so I took them all...

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Alex: What's an orgasm?

Kara: that's the thing where you fold paper into cool things

Harley: No you dumbass that's oregano

Harley: An orgasm is a seasoner

Alex: I thought that was origami

Sam,Lena,and poison ivy: who told us it was okay to marry dumb asses

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Imagine This

Lex is no longer a problem

William No longer exists

and if he does we're getting and explanation on why the hell he had kara followed

Kelly gets more of a back story and becomes more than a 2D character right now all we got is "I'm james sister and I'm good at helping people"

Alex gets her baby we lost sanvers for this very reason and it has yet to be fulfilled

kara and lena talk everything out and start hanging out again

Sam and Ruby are reintroduced to the show (They left to soon)

lena slowly begins her return into the friend group

brainy is alive

nia and brainy make up and are very much endgame

Kara and Lena having a cliff slide 'friend' date

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prompt based off gif

lil quickie

To say kara was nervous would have been an understatement she had done the worst thing she possible could have and Alex just HAD to tell lena so when kara got a call to go to her office she knew she was in trouble

standing in the elevator kara was jumpy she knewwww lena would be seething mad she walked out of the elevator and started making her way to Lena's office she stepped into the door and lena turned her head to face her.

kara's breath hitched at the sight of lena just sitting on her desk in a black dress it was simple yet so damn sexy to her "h-hi" she said stumbling closer to lena "You know why I called you here don't you" lena said standing up looking in kara's eyes kara shook her head quickly "yes" she said in a low whisper

"L-lena I'm sorry it was a mistake it'll never happen again I swear" kara said reaching out for lena and when lena didn't back away from her she smiled softly "Kara.. You ate.. a battery" lena said raising her eyebrows with an unimpressed look "I-i know but Alex said if I did it I would get a bunch of potstickers" kara said playing with her fingers "kara sweetie I could buy you the whole potstickers company" lena said crossing her arms "no more batteries" she said turning back towards her desk.