Space Cadet

Lonely like a highway

[meglyman]

Mondays

[hakuteeth]

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

[dextersdaughter-deactivated2016]

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[unshrink]

when my mom says that I lie in bed too much and do nothing at all

[compulsive]

[kissedbythevoid]

[b0rndead-buriedalive]

via @psychedsoldier

[xzeniax]

credit: http://pislices.ca/post/155946264317/galaxy-170116

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[cinniharpy]

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[leohearts]

“You think attention is love and that’s why you suffer so deeply.”

—

[mens-rights-activia]

An update on my adult life

[kammmars]

[gohkew-blog]

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

Good morning everyone let’s keep it sexy and mindful