"Captain"

33 / Virgo / Schizophrenic / ASPD / NPD

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

* actor model above by Joetastic TWO MODS

[HEYYYAAAA I’M ORION!!!! All in-character posts are tagged #jimmposting. All out of character posts are tagged #modposting.

Replies are canon.

Reblogs relate to Jimmy’s current thought process.

Rules, Jimmy’s optional boundaries, FAQ and Discord + Strawpage are under the cut.]

[HIII IM CASSIE IM JUST THE SECOND MOD ON THIS ACCOUNT :3]

Discord Server Link

Strawpage Link

RULES:

You cannot directly affect the world outside Jimmy’s mind. That means you can’t manifest yourself into a physical form, physically interact with Jimmy, physically alter the environment, or change fate outside of encouraging Jimmy to act. (You COULD possibly become some sort of hallucinations with enough bothering.)

You can send Jim audial and visual material through links, description, embeds, etc. You cannot manifest physical sensations, taste, or smell (although you can briefly give him a headache through enough caps usage or just absolute screaming). You cannot affect Jimmy’s real world senses, but you COULD convince him to do things.

Jim can PARTIALLY tell the difference between what you send him and what’s physically going on around him.

Jim can interact with asks, videos, media and submissions.

Jim is not allowed to have definitive proof that he is fictional. If you simply tell him “you’re a video game character” he’ll still respond but he won’t believe you.

Sex jokes are fine, but I won’t respond in character to anything that I find too explicit, graphic, or otherwise uncomfortable.

Try not to send asks concerning historical events that are happening Right Now.

If I think of anything else I’ll add that!

Don’t ask him whether he and Curly were/would ever have been in a relationship.

You can flirt with him, but he will not reciprocate (I know some of you fuckers might test it.)

If Jim thinks of anything else, which will probably happen since many of you enjoy upsetting him, it will be added.

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FAQ:

Does Jimmy have a favorite color?

Green. Straight up green.

Does Jim like Limp Bizkit?

What do YOU think?

How is Jimmy typing?

He isn’t. He’s thinking. You’re voices in his head.

Will Jimmy feed the Jimlings?

No.

i hope this hurts

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

We're back. Ask box is open.

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

HELLLLLLLO TO EVERYBODY!! This is Mod Orion, and I just wanted to let you gys now that our other mod Cassie (@devilzare + @mayoden0che) just got fucking proposed to!!! She'll be taking a break from these accounts (I'm sorry if she's much funner than me </3) and you'll be stuck with me answering asks. Feel free to go send her some congrats!! Her Discord is @starsinzz if you wanna DM her and show some support!!

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

MOD NOTE

Hi this is Cassie, I’m taking a break from here for personal reasons, and Orion (your normal mod) will be back at it on Saturday

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

THE FITNESSGRAM™ PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU...

(It keeps going, screaming in your ears, and then it repeats... Two more times...)

AGHHHHHGSGSGZTRSYSGGHJHHHHHH

I AM DONE. DONE.

[ask-postcrash-curly]

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

NOOOOO THE HOUR OF DOOM IS HERE

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

hello hello hello hello helloooooo are you there helloooo helloooooo HELLOOOO HELLOOOOOOOOO HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m here, mate.

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

He’s got his eye on YOU

Hah. Bet.

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

heyyyyyyyyyyyy jimmy hows it goinn

Going okay. Goin’ alright.

Things could be uh…. Better.

In my defence, I’m trying.

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

(darling hold my haaand)

nothing beats a jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!

...

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjvf5edD/

I cannot bring myself to answer in-character.

[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

(darling hold my haaand)

nothing beats a jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!

I referenced you already. Out of my Inbox now.

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[dollcoil]

me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

[jimmyscanongf]

ok we got a mr fog flavour called "magnetic worm" and just. what the fuckk i had to read that out to a customer

[wolfalder]

HALT! Sniff check!

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

Stimky…..

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[ask-postcrash-jimmy]

Oooooo you wanna kiss me soooo baaaad

Ooooooo maybe I want to.