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“You know, I do have to admire you for your poise… And I look forward to the day when that veneer crumbles.”
“What bloody veneer? I am exactly what you see and as I choose to be! As if I would crumble anything? The bloody cheek of mortals these days, Barbas, I should singe her tail!”
April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear.
This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger disassociation. You are safe here.
is CV an incel?
curriculum vitae
Absolutely not, he’s recorded to have many lovers.
He’s just a whiny bitch.
kvvatch
“Stop being so underwhelming, then.”
“Stop being so underwhelming, then!” Clavicus Vile repeated in a scratchy, high pitched, nasally, feminine voice that was clearly trying to emulate Lorelei whilst simultaneously sounding nothing like her.
“Barbas does bite if I tell him to, I hope you know that.”
“I hate mortals that are just totally underwhelmed to see me. Next time I get that kind of response I’m just going to get them killed I mean who the hell do they think they are? I actually great them and they’re not... well, anything!”
👿. “ 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 ” 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 .
a collection of scenarios that involve our muses ‘ kissing ’ . feel free to specify , or send ‘ KISSES ’ for me to randomly generate a number . do not copy & redistribute as your own .
01. a soft kiss .
02. a rough kiss .
03. a platonic kiss .
04. a bloody kiss .
05. a desperate kiss .
06. a goodbye kiss .
07. a promised kiss .
08. a dared kiss .
09. a ‘glasgow’ kiss .
10. an eskimo kiss .
11. a forehead kiss .
12. a kiss that leaves a mark .
13. an interrupted kiss .
14. an almost kiss .
15. a reunited kiss .
16. a kiss in the rain .
17. an emotional kiss .
18. a secret kiss .
19. a final kiss .
“I think I prefer cats to dogs. For the main reason that dogs talk too fucking much.”
// I just wanted to let people know I DO share discords so feel free to hop into my IMs if you’d rather talk there :)
meme call
it’s been too long since I’ve done one, so like and I’ll send you a meme
// sorry for my quietness! Like most people, work has become absolutely insane with covid-19 and all the preparation. (I work in European patents and I’ve been dealing with a lot of back and forth on TOP of my standard work) but I should be with you all again shortly!
me: i only ship with chemistry
also me:
Khajiit has wares if you have coin from r/aww
❄
warm and fuzzy
meme | No longer accepting
❄ your muse throwing a snowball at my muse
There was a small flinch as Clavicus Vile felt the small hit of snow, a sudden blazing rush of anger through him that the mortal would dare treat him in such a way, even playfully.
A shriek left him, and he remorselessly sent a bouncing ball of flames towards the vampire.
“FIRE BEATS SNOW, LITTLE THING!”
It’s Sinday! Send 💋 to straight up kiss my muse!
✦--trialedsage
Witness My Powers
meme | Accepting
“I don’t understand what the problem is!” Clavicus Vile whined, once again the overly emotional Daedric Prince allowing his frustration to take the better of him. “You come to my temple, I offer you wishes, I offer you a deal, freebies even, anything! And you just… just brush me away completely uninterested? I have never met a mortal like you! I don’t understand it, I just-…”
Halfway through Clavicus Vile’s whiny, needy rant, there was a rumble of unearthly magic in the air. Strange, he thought, because it certainly didn’t come from him. A likely cause would be one of his siblings had already had a grasp on Avallac’h (most likely Meridia or Hermaeus Mora, if he had to gamble on it) and that one of their vessels was being sent. Such a theory was blown out the second it had ignited, as ghostly hooves crashing upon air made vibrations through the darkening sky.
Then, they emerged.
The divine daedra tilted his head as he regarded the unholy riders, dark clattering towards the two. He turned back to Avallac’h, eyebrows raising as he looked at him with a pupilless gaze.
“Oh. So like… are they the ones that are stopping you from talking to me?” he asked as he heard the elf’s increasing heartbeat despite his calm demeanour, almost offended that he hadn’t sounded that terrified of him. “You should’ve said! This is like… what I do. I fix things!”
Clavicus Vile raised his hand, his elongated talons then promptly turning to a tight fist. There was an unholy screeching throughout the air, the crumbling of horses and riders in agony as their existence was promptly wiped from the plane in which they stood - the prince not breaking eye contact with pure white eyes the whole time the act took place.
Then a booming tremor through the air.
Then silence.
“So will you talk to me now?” Clavicus Vile uttered as he indignantly broke said silence.
Probably goes without saying but Clavicus Vile absolutely is polyamorous but just plays favourites
“I don’t doubt your capabilities, just your intentions.”
The Witcher
meme | no longer accepting
“You wound me, little thing,” Clavicus Vile practically purred to the mage, knowing all too well that the dragon was hardly considered a ‘little thing’ to most - a deliberate power play as usual.
“Many have benefited from the wishes I grant, you know.”
