Daegan Pants!!!

Daegan is a cat

[sandmandaddy69]

[lauzor]

[langblrwhy]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes being a Responsible Adult™ doesn’t mean cooking a balanced meal. sometimes it means adding a spoonful of nut butter to your microwave meal so at least you get some protein. 

sometimes it means buying a gallon of the one brand of vegetable juice u like, so you get some green stuff into your diet.  

sometimes it means running the dishwasher twice when u can’t rinse stuff by hand, of using paper plates so the dishes don’t pile up.

sometimes being a Responsible Adult™ means getting your body & mind the stuff it needs in an unconventional way. sometimes it means realizing there is no such thing as the “right” way. there is only what you can manage, and what works for your situation.

[pondwitch]

here at bethesda we pride ourselves on our ability to consistently descend into new and exciting depths of the uncanny valley. we stay on the cutting edge of next-gen almost-human-looking beings. with every major release, our twitchy, dead-eyed, unpredictable mannequins get double resolution for their facial textures, and we are always tweaking their body language to be more unintentionally off-putting than previously thought possible.

[pondwitch]

this wobbling woman is nonverbally but unmistakably communicating that she has very strong teeth and will not hesitate to bite me if i displease her

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[dradelcrahasmoved]

Bruh

[geoclaire]

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

[kiexen]

@sarahssideblog

[wuqs]

Visit Original Link

[arkadefire-blog]

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

[erisdarofalbion]

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

[stuckinreversemode]

SCHITT’S CREEK (2015—2020) Season 2: The Motel Guest

[2700lagostas]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[bluedogeyes]

[heatherm00ch-deactivated2013102]

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

[nikthestrange101]

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

[jkl-fff]

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

[daeganpants]

Long arm cat

[larkandkatydid]

Marie Kondo is full of anecdotes about the weird ass shit that she not only lets people keep but encourages them to elevate in their lives. She says one of her clients ended the process with a bedroom full of vintage pinball machines because what sparks joy in that particular woman was basically sleeping in the middle of an arcade.

Marie Kondo would never make you throw away your weird shit! She wants you to pare down to just your weird shit.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

It pisses me off that for YEARS tidying up shows were full of white neurotypicals shaming neurodivergent people for having more than an arbitrary number of possessions and forcing them to go through a traumatic process of throwing away so much of their stuff to fit other people’s standards of “this is how you should live your life” and everyone thought those were fine!

But then in comes this sweet little Japanese lady who says the only rule is how can we make the client’s life happier and less stressful? How can we help them prioritize the things they enjoy being around? Marie Kondo came up with a process that accommodates and respects obsessions and special interests. And people treat her like the devil incarnate.

It’s fucked up.

[valtsv]

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

[valtsv]

for the visual learners in the crowd

[god-sent-gender-bent]

If I may add:

[kirbythegreat]

@god-sent-gender-bent

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Fixed

[daeganpants]

Does Spongebob have to pay a hydro bill?

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[swordspells]

Today’s the day

[official-lucifers-child]

six whole years ago

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!