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Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen are bastards born of incest. This has been proven conclusively, and I shouldn't have to make any more posts about this, but since the literacy skills on this waebsyte are deplorable, I will reiterate this again. All evidence has been compiled and linked below the cut.
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~ "my lord!" exclaimed Ser Davos breathily, "shall we move to your bedchambers?"
"yes, my onion knight," stannis replied gayly, "for i love you, and know you to be a true and good man. but ser..."
"yes, my king?" ser davos asked, fingering stannis's collarbone.
"you may strip yourself bare," stannis gritted his teeth, "but the bag of bones stays on."
This is the final warning to all those writing RPF under my posts. You will be terminated upon further violations of Taeumblr terms. Any other posts slandering Ser Davos will be categorically removed, alongside the poster's heads.
#Original Post #Announcement #5th month of 300 AC #Dragonstone #RPF
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Real Person Fiction has now been made a felony under the royal laws. Anyone indulging in this heinous practise will be fined three hundred stags for first offense. Material involving the king, his family or council is liable to be considered treason and punishable by death
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Read the new chapter of my stavos mpreg fic on Archyve of our own!
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Any fic writer worth their salt knows that King Stannis's eyes are a beautifully eerie pale blue that appear lilac in certain lights, not a piercing blue.
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First of all, if your ridiculous self insert (or you, for that matter) had spent any time with his grace you would know that up close (kissing distance, i would say), they are such a striking blue that it blinds anyone fortunate enough to get so close.
Secondly, using salt metaphors is appropriation of sailor culture and you wouldn't last two minutes on the boat.
#so tired of this bs #cw m word #get your facts straight
the rpf idea is again courtesy of @jan-jan-binks
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