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when do y’all think i won’t be able to fit through this doorway… soon, right?

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when do y’all think i won’t be able to fit through this doorway… soon, right?

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do i try to tan this summer or is the pale flabby NEET look still in?

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can we see what you look like standing up but fully clothed pls? idk i think it would put into perspective how truly wide you are etc

+ you’re hot sooo

like this?? does this help??

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a rare, non bloated housecow look 💪

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i know i post this pics of me in this swim suit a lot but y’all. these pics are just under a year apart 🫣

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just look at how cute i was going from ~220-260lbs 🥺last two pics are a before and after eating too >:3

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POV: you are about to suffocate

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10/10 flabbiness tbh!! looking like there’s no muscle in my body at all 💪💪

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various housecow gifs for your daily “i need to see a fat belly or i’ll die” moments!!

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this time next year i must retake this picture and if im not fatter, something is DEEPLY wrong

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maybe i’m not that deflated 🥺

[OF, where i posted this first!]

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May we see how you look today?

obv very posed but i was taking the map off my wall (my cat has torn it up and i figure it’s time for real wall art <//3) and was struck by how im really already plumping up again 🥰

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can we see the sunburn haha

this isn’t the greatest pic (burnt that bit of my belly and my tits <//3) bc my arms took it the worst but. it’s mostly faded now and i just have a sick tan >:))

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can you still hold both of your boobs with one hand?🤔

…not easily…?

OF saw it first though 🤭

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i need to be 400lbs as soon as possible 🥲 can you believe this is only ~330lbs of lard…

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i just think i’m so cute. and SO fat. could be fatter though, right??