whatever catches my sleep deprived mind's fancy

[vadergf]

My favourite trope in the world is overpowered main characters who think they aren't that great at whatever they're doing and they're just scraping by, meanwhile they're the devil incarnate from everyone else's pov

[deepspacialrift]

never interrupt during a capture the flag strategy meeting or they'll look at you like this

(for @forrpercyy's dtiys! congrats on 4k on instagram!)

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I have this hc that at one of the parties Tony was part of the circle of men trading stories about their rich housewife and their parties and their gossips and Tony was just there agreeing and being part of the chitchat and one was like "Your wife really did well in throwing this party" and he will be smug and say "Oh yeah! He's really good at this thing!" And pointed at Stephen holding court with the wives 😂

This is happening right now, every day. Every beautiful day.

[doctordad-and-multiversedaughter]

Kamala: So who’s the evil sibling?

America and Peter: Harley.

Harley: *shrugs*

[eir-trixa]

Seafam au thingy. One of the scenes I'd like to write or draw (when I finally have the time AND brainpower) is Triton being rightfully protective of Percy when he's surrounded by the Olympians. He's lived amongst them for millennia. He doesn't like the way they eye his little brother with interest - may it be for his usefulness in quests, his power or some other things he doesn't like to even think about. No way in Hades would his sight be leaving his underaged brother for a second while they're surrounded by freaking Olympians.

Like, we can have Hermes coming in just to talk to Percy for one reason or another, then Triton appears out of nowhere and goes "HE'S SEVENTEEN!" then zaps Hermes to another dimension, Dr Doof style.

Apollo, about to actually flirt for the heck of it, backing off slowly from the scene.

Anyway, Poseidon finds it hilarious (but he'd do the same if Triton wasn't there).

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Mornings at the Jackson-Papadopoulos household

Percy: Hey, babe? I just had a crazy idea!

Apollo: Ah, I see it’s my time to be the responsible one today

*next morning*

Apollo: My love? Humor me for a moment while I tell you about this crazy concept I just thought of!

Percy: Oh, it’s my turn to be the responsible one today, huh?

[lilislegacy]

sally: so i’m thinking we go with a low fade—start it like, right around here. *gestures with her hand*

annabeth: i don’t know… i feel like that’s a little too short and structured. what about just a trim on the sides and the top, keep it loose and windblown—kind of effortless, you know?

sally: sure, but what if we blend the sides a bit? like, not a full fade, just enough to keep it looking clean

annabeth: the problem with fades is that they usually need at least some kind of buzzed part, even if it’s just the edge, but i still don’t think that really works

sally: yeah… fair point. we’ll have to be strategic about it…

barber, awkwardly clearing his throat: so… um, what exactly am i doing, sir?

percy, flipping a page in his comic from the salon chair: man, do i look like I have an opinion here?

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Hotch: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea-

Emily: - but then I ignore you and do it anyway?

Hotch: Those are the ones.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[dearbisexual]

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

[dearbisexual]

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

[fuckyeahsnackables]

This is astonishing. I’m going to use and save.

[illoustriousdreamer]

Reblogging to check it out

[randomcontent2019]

Hotch, organising the next course of action about an unsub: And that concludes the plan. Rossi, you're up!

Rossi: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention. *Kahoot music starts to play*

[ackerlikesmen]

Stepmoms are lite

Percy: I'm not the stepmom Percy, puts on shades: I'm the mom that stepped up. Will, facepalm: You're never gonna stop, are you?

[chaoticdumbassrogue]

Perse: I love you.

Apollo: How many people have you said that to?

Perse: Everyone.

Apollo: What?

Perse: I told everyone that I love you.

[chaoticdumbassrogue]

Arsinoë , teaching Perse to drive: Okay, you're driving and Apollo and Hermes walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Perse : Oh, definitely Hermes. I could never hurt Apollo. Arsinoë , massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

[dyingroses]

The Sultan's two greatest treasures

Hatice: You only care about Hürrem!

Suleyman: That’s not true

Suleyman: I also care about Mihrimah

[incorrectmagnificentcentury]

Hurrem @ Suleyman: My love for you is like this scar. Ugly, but permanent.