[bob-belcher]

[hipstered]

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

[eroticfriendfictions]

[thisiselliz]

Lil Yachty:  "She blow that dick like a cello" 

Me:

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

LMFQOOKNJ

[jaxuhmillion]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[galacticjerk]

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

[rockhardgeologist]

[ithelpstodream]

Fabulous!

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

@weaux

[sadsexyvirgo-deactivated2022052]

LET HER PUT HER PAWS IN THE AIR!!!!

[oatmilkcore]

boys are so cute?? like when they turn away laughing at a joke you made or how tall and lanky they are or how their eyes light up when they smile???

but also

girls are so cute??? they’re so soft and their hands are so small when they’re cupping your face and their hair smells good??

[dafuqbruv]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[phloater]

me: *pours my heart out* everyone: :) anyway……..

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

[slavery]

Not to vent but: fuck

[ohboyitshya]

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[alyssazaczek-deactivated2023091]

It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent

[bob-belcher]

[mayahan]

Artist Noel Cruz Repaints Mass-Produced Dolls To Make Them Look More Realistic

[saddest-cat-hours]