DICKS ULTRA

Georgia, 29. I'd like to apologize for the anime posts. I'm sorry

[zoesupreme]

[pukicho]

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

[pukicho]

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

[pukicho]

Door break

[orcboxer]

what's up man

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[dailycatsblog]

[goatsandgangsters]

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

[pissvortex]

[smoke-in-the-winds]

“Wow, yeah, I’ve never heard of that, it sounds really fucked up. Bet those perverts south of here would do it though”

[zurin]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[dongwater]

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

[squided]

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[dogpuppy]

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[important-cat-pics]

[rslashrats]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]