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here’s a PERMANENT STARTER CALL ! 

mutuals may feel free to pop a like on this if they so please & i’ll get around to writing you up a little something - something . 

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a pornbot showed up in my ask box and i considered for like a horrid second answering it in character and then i ran to church as fast as i could instead

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u know. ive been thinking. and thoughts usually lead to me spilling my brainrot all over the place immediately afterwards 

alastor is radio and tv killed radio and the internet is killing the tv. so maybe it makes sense for alastor to have more respect for the internet than i gave him credit for having. like maybe he doesnt know how it works but he respects the thing thats killing his things murderer 

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thanks youtube <3 

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

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date of origin: 2015

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i am going to draw so many funky little queer women 

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❝  every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you.  ❞

alastor stops in his tracks ,  gloved hands freezing around a half-fixed bowtie ,  static buzzing from somewhere far away . 

this isn’t their first secret meeting ;  alastor knows it’s unlikely to be their last .  he’s even started to look forward to them . 

he’s had to learn to deal with many confusing things ,  and though some of them seemed impossible to him before they started their strange relationship ,  few things could have prepared him for vox saying anything like that ;  something affectionate .  

any sentence that didn’t end in a playful insult or started out dripping in sarcasm was one he didn’t feel prepared for .  was this one that ?  he doesn’t know .  he’s altogether not sure where they stand anymore .  

were they even still rivals ?  can you feel protective of a rival ?  it wasn’t that long ago he genuinely wanted the robotic man dead .  does he still want that ?  no .  no ,  he definitely doesn’t want that anymore .  that’s a strange revelation ;  a man he hated so much he wanted him dead is a man he doesn’t hate now .  he might even be a man he cares about .  

he’s frozen ;  a deer in the headlights of affection that he can’t understand .  

in the end he decides to treat the whole thing as a joke .  it’s easier .  

❛     WHICHEVER PIECE THAT MAY BE ,  you can have it back next saturday .      ❜ 

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IT’S  ALL  ABOUT  THE  YEARNING 

❝  you need someone.  let me be that person.  let me be what you need.  ❞

❝  look,  i dunno if i’m the kind of person you need or even want right now.  but i’m looking around and i’m the only one who’s here.  ❞

❝  i never realized how much i needed you until you were the one person who wasn’t there.  ❞

❝  you asked me once,  if i would ever take a chance on us…maybe that ship sailed.  but.  ask me again?  sometime— doesn’t have to be today.  maybe tomorrow just.  ask me again.  ❞

❝  i know i can’t protect you from everything,  but i wish you’d let me protect you from the things i can control.  ❞

❝  i used to have so much faith.  maybe not in deities or something but,  in the world.  the universe.  i believed their was a purpose to it all.  i’m not sure when i lost that.  ❞

❝  have you ever had something…missing?  like something just doesn’t feel right inside you but you don’t know what it is.  ❞

❝  sometimes,  i just need the world to be beautiful.  i know how dark and ugly it can be but i just want to see something good and focus only on it for a few minutes.  ❞

❝  i was sort’ve hoping you needed me.  is that selfish?  ❞

❝  people need someone to see them for what they are and not just see it but accept it.  i want to be that person for anyone i can…but it can be so suffocating to be that person and also remain unseen.  ❞

❝  sometimes i feel i’m being crushed under the weight of everything i’ll never be.  ❞

❝  you’re looking at me but you’re not seeing me.  do you know how that feels?  just see me.  please.  ❞

❝  i want to deserve you.  i’m trying to deserve you.  ❞

❝  i know i fucked up.  i know i did but don’t shut me out anymore.  let me in.  please let in.  ❞

❝  every time you smile at me,  i memorize it.  i remember each moment that i get to be the one to bring out that light inside you.  no matter what happens between us,  that’s what i’ll remember.   ❞

❝  i can’t help but think there’s got to be something out there for me,  somewhere.  just some place where i actually feel like i belong.  ❞ 

❝  the world is so big.  why do i never feel like i fit into it?  ❞

❝  when i’m with you i feel like myself.  i feel like every side of me is present and accepted.  and i feel good about it—  i feel good about who i am when i’m with you.  ❞

❝  do you like me?  i know you love me.  i know you care about me but.  do you like who i am?  ❞

❝  i want to look in the mirror one day and not feel uncomfortable with my own reflection.  ❞

❝  just take my hand and close your eyes.  pretend we’re anywhere else but here.  ❞

❝  so,  what would you be?  if you had to power to change all the things making you unhappy,  what would your life look like?  ❞

❝  do you even know what it does to me?  every time i see you cry,  any time you’re hurt even the smallest bit it just— do you realize how deeply you’ve imbedded yourself into my heart?  ❞

❝  i don’t feel like a whole person without you anymore.  i don’t fucking care if anyone else would say about that.  you’re part of who i am now.  the most important piece of me.  ❞

❝  every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you.  ❞

❝  i’m only really living in the moments when we’re together.  the rest is just existing until you look at me again.  ❞

❝  it feels like there’s a string around my heart and it’s connected to you.  everywhere you go you’re just tugging me behind,  pulling me towards you.  ❞

❝  you’ve got me in the palm of your hands.  you could crush me and i would still thank you for touching me at all.  ❞

❝  i no longer know where i end and you begin.  you’ve wound yourself around my soul so tightly,  you’re all i feel anymore.  ❞

❝  you’ve stolen my heart,  the least you could do is tell me what you intend to do with it.  ❞

❝  i don’t have perfect words.  i’m not the kind of person who knows how to sound poetic and shit.  so all i know what to tell you is that i belong to you.  i don’t know if you want me.  but i’m yours.  and at this point however it is you need me,  i’m here.  ❞

❝  you’re the only thing that matters anymore.  i can’t eat,  i can’t sleep—  all the goddamn cliches from every stupid movie and song.  you’re all i think about.  i’m useless except when i’m yours.  ❞

❝  i haven’t stopped thinking about the way you laugh.  i’m hoping i’ll get to hear it again.  ❞

❝  when your eyes are on me,  i feel like something worth seeing.  ❞

❝  just let me look at you for a little bit.  ❞

❝  i would do anything for you.  all my lines and rules.  they mean nothing when it comes to you.  it’d cross and break them all just to make you happy.  ❞

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in general i think i ping pong a lot between ‘alastor is evil and scary’ and ‘alastor is just a little guy with long legs who is drinking your rainwater’ 

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i advocate for alastor evil supremacy 

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goetianavian​:

         Ah– while the owl was well aware that Alastar was helping to… ‘support’ this establishment, he still had hoped to be greeted by another face. Not to say Stolas had any ill-qualms with the sinner, rather– he foresaw this whole ordeal being far more complicated than needed with him present. Primarily, because powerful entities always had a reason for stepping foot in another’s… ‘territory’. 

       It just so happened that this reason was a peaceful one, which could prove hard to convey.

        “My my– you have my apologies, Alastor– for interrupting what I assume to be dinner preparations?” There was a subtle raise of an eye’d eyebrow, primarily due to the viscera that painted the sinner in front of him. “Coming unannounced is typically the safest option, I find– since it spares whom I’m visiting from unwanted attention.” He’d traveled via portal, instead of door– for that reason. “I had hoped to run into Ms.Charlotte– is she available at the moment? If not, I can discuss my proposal with you to pass on to her.” While Stolas was well aware the possibility of Alastor just… not mentioning it to Charlie was there, he’d have to discuss this with Alastor eventually anyway. The sinner was her biggest supporter, after all.

        “Rehabilitating sinners is no small feat, and it is my understanding that your collective knowledge of heaven’s operations is… lacking.” His faux grin had grown more genuine as he spoke, arms coming to cross in a more casual fashion as it did. “I find our Princess’s aspirations rather noble, and wish to lend her my knowledge in that regard– likely to the dismay of the Morning Star himself– but my loyalty extends to Charlotte as much as it does to him.” She was the heir after all. 

        “While he might be whom we fell with out of heaven with, she shares the same unholy blood we swore to serve. Although at the current moment, it seems I’m the only one amidst us that remembers that…” Was there a bit of agitation there? Yes. Fueled by others amidst the unholy army mocking the Princess for her choices. “Regardless– Charlotte has my full support. I’ll be saying such publicly in a few days, and simply wish for her to not be blindsided by it.”

alastor tilts his head in amusement .  so that’s what the other hellborns thought he was doing .   helping .  

he supposes that is what he’d said he was doing ,  but he’d never actually expected anybody to believe him ;  was it just stolas ?  did anybody else share in his naïveté ?  alastor had to assume so ;  either that ,  or the powers that be had the same goal in mind that he had . 

because alastor is only here to find a way to kill the royal family .  

whether their reasons for killing the king of hell are the same as his own is of little importance to him ;  stolas had ,  after all ,  just inadvertently informed him that the other goetias thought charlie as big a joke as the rest of the seven rings did .  maybe he isn’t the only one aiming for a change in management ;  alastor supposes he could pick a candidate from the list of princes .  any one of them would work ;  it’s not like their rules would ever extend to him the same way lucifers did .  he’s learned .  nobody will ever have that kind of power over him again . 

alastor wipes his bloodied fingers in his apron .  he’ll play along ,  for a while .  at least until he knows how to get rid of charlie’s apparent only royal ,  loyal subject for good .  

who knows ;  he might even prove useful someday . 

❛   I SEE !  HOW wonderful !  she’ll be delighted to hear it .    ❜ 

not that she ever will .  

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do u ever feel unnecessarily sad about a hair cut 

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fizzarolli​:

FIZZ SUPPOSES THEY WERE AN EASY TARGET, WEREN’T THEY?  so blatantly out of their comfort zone up in pride,  looking only as lost as they feel in a place built to accommodate demons so much bigger than them — even as one of the more willowy of imps the rings below have to offer,  fizz still found themselves leaning up on the very tips of their boots just to glimpse over hips and elbows.

laying in the gutter offers them even less in terms of a view.  this sinner surely can’t blame them for their clear apprehension in even accepting that hand.

(  they do,  of course,  because they don’t trust themselves to make it back upright without at least a little help.  )

    “——I DON’T,  haveanymoney,”  they blurt,  all in a single breath.  you know,  just in case this guy also wants to rob them of whatever they have left.

alastors smile widens a bit .  he’d always found something very endearing about a person so clearly unable to defend themselves  .  remnants from a past where he ,  too ,  was in danger of getting hurt himself in the scuffle - humans are fragile things ,  he’d learned .   overlords less so .

he withdraws his hand after helping the other demon up and hides it behind his back with the other ,  where the imp can’t see it ;  and then he wipes his glove in his coat .  just in case .   

❛   NO ,  I WOULD SUPPOSE you don’t !  someone took all your hard - earned cash ,  didn’t they ,  friend ?  it’s alright ;  my treat .   ❜

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whoever is labeling their jpgs 'pngs' on google, my brother in christ i will kill you by my own hands