A humor blog plus lots of other stuff

Hello. Maja here. I draw sometimes, every once in a while, and I reblog things that amuse me. What's up? 

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

[melonkollie]

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

[punkrockmysterygirl-blog]

Tag Yourself!

[transfemininomenon]

when you nat 1 an investigation check

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[lonesome-billy]

OK HOLD THE FUCK ON… I just had a heart attack thinking that somebody was taking secret photos inside my home because…

This is my kitchen sink. The only differences are the fucking dish soap brand and the height of the granite. This is absolute madness.

[blextrophy]

first thing i say to my self in the morning

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

100 to 0

[amatasera]

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

[charuchii]

he attac but then he snac

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[pukicho]

Honestly that gif of that dude brushing away the dog-shaped pile of hair gives me so much stress. I see a dog and feel immediate love, and then I feel loss directly after.

[pukicho]

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[husband]

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[omnybus]

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

[luidilovins]

This is better than the entire harry potter series

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

The last one is me after not sleeping for 8 days straight

[did-you-know]

The ‘Double Tree of Casorzo’ near Piemonte, Italy, is unique because it’s actually two trees in one: a cherry tree growing on top of a mulberry tree. Source Source 2 Source 3

[ghouliebee-deactivated20210426]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[frankifyed-was-taken]

AND – It’s Leap Yeap

[cybergata]

[dr-fingerguns]

This is so precious