Stole A Beating Heart From Build-A-Bear

Jackson/Jackie/Jacks | 29 | He/They

[jackietracks]

their hey! (ew) episode inspired me

[ruinedchildhood]

[kosmogrl]

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[silveryoasis]

Lmao! That last line! 😂

[thotsoflore]

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.

[official-megumin]

I am pretty sure that you should pee after sex regardless of what kind of genitals you have.

If you can ejaculate it helps flush out semen which could also cause bacterial buildup.

It wasn't clear from the original post or additions that it's a good practice for everyone, so I wanted to add that

[anotheraccountonthisapp]

Everyone should piss. Now. No exceptions.

[littlemagicalstardust]

Jervis Quote RT'd this GIF on Twitter/X and shared how Chuck is a tremendous base in pro wrestling. Sharing for the fans who didn't see on Twitter/X <3

[hotvampireadjacent]

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Important funny animal update

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Thank you for your attention to this matter

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[yourfaveisintersex]

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

[icewingassasin]

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

[yourfaveisintersex]

:)

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[otterjpg]

[insert destiel breaking news meme here]

[theofaron]

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[berrystumpytail]

[brawltogethernow]

[mjfass]

[sometiktoksarevalid]