[no-known-cure-deactivated202509]

[oneheadtoanother]

[anxietyproblem]

[ladyluck-less-deactivated202304]

I feel that

[romancefairy]

no YOU live in a society i live in this frame of pride and prejudice

[izgir-moved]

when you die you go to the mii plaza

[felderwin]

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

[tolerateit]

onions and garlic. potatoes. basil and tomatoes even

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me

[sstrange-cloudss]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Willie Wonka’s House of Horrors.

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[adampvrrish]

the fact that the hand flex in pride & prejudice wasn't scripted is insane like imagine improvising one of the most beloved scenes in film history.. matthew macfadyen your mind is godlike

[funnytwittertweets]

[drtrinitysantos]

when you solve that one sudoku cell that busts the whole puzzle wide open

[realkorvus]

Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.

[blue-checkmarks-go-here-deactiv]

i think i've accurately summarized my existence on this earth

[nerdlingwrites]

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

[stevienick]

Let’s remember this iconic Devil Wears Prada moment at the 2007 Academy Awards.