The Realest of the Real!

Korvus.

[lo-batteryy]

[ovur]

What kind of loser jumps AND pops LOL

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hjeojeo]

I'm ready to start Batch 05 for my mini-portraits collection!

this is such a fun and rewarding comm type for me to work on; looking forward to one day having a whole book of different people's oc's (or game/show characters they really love) !

each slot is $30 usd! https://ko-fi.com/hjeojeo/commissions

[tatzelwurming]

in public school i learned how to summon flying ghouls

[vedurnan-archive]

hi! What’s the deal with night air?

night air was a "type" of cool air known as night aspect. it was known to cause sinking (weight feeling) in the inner body parts and diminish appetite. but you better not drink it

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Goodnight

[vedurnan-archive]

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.

[miraclemaya]

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

[sackboy166]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[americachavez]

harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[pythosart]

Obligatory BIG attack for my beloved friends, of all our Vintage Story creatures experiencing plot

I had a bunch of stuff pile up at once early in the month and am not sure how many more planned attacks I’ll get to this year, but had to try and finish this one at least

@chickenly @nuclearloop @osteophagy @deadwooddross

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[antoniabishop]

fighting the dragon

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[machine-unlearning]

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

[machine-unlearning]

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!