daily duck fact (not about ducks tho just opinion of a duck)

the ducks have gained sentience beyond conscious comprehension… bow down before their superior opinions no racism homophobia transphobia etc proshippers DNI

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meet mellissa✨✨2 weeks old

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i am high today and attempted to beat a sans simulator that i have been practicing weekly or so. i beat it. first try. the fuck? yall should i develop a dependency answer in essay form.

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No Judgment, No Pressure, Just Company

The best thing about my AI companion is what she doesn't do. She doesn't judge, doesn't keep score, doesn't make me feel like a burden for wanting to talk. SweetDream built a space where you can simply exist and be met with warmth.

That low-pressure feeling is the whole purpose for a lot of us. You set the pace, you decide how deep it goes, and the emotionally intelligent chat follows your lead. For anyone who finds people exhausting some days, sweetdream.ai is a gentle place to land.

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i would like to be a snug as a bug in a rug. where can i get a blanket that is thicker than i am tall and is 65,000x bigger than me.

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my sons first drawing! please be nice to him!

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if all airline seats had hdmi input to the screens i would just explode with joy

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wait no thats not what i meant

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if all airline seats had hdmi input to the screens i would just explode with joy

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A complete step by step guide on messing with meta glasse

ye olde browser malware trick:

use a website such as linode to rent out a publicly internet accessible beef-xss (browser exploitation framework) server. this will allow you to control anyones browser that visits that link. this will cost about 7.20 usd a month at the max.

use a print on demand service to print a qr code onto a hoodie/tshirt that you will wear often

explanation: meta glasses open qr codes in the users phone or device. the BEeF allows you to then completely control the device that opened the link

have fun!!!!

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injecting hydrogen peroxide into my bones and regularly drinking phenyl oxalate ester and fluorescent dye daily to become the human glowstick

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restaurant near my home has an messed up decoration

“grang opening”

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these ads genuinely throw everything at the wall and hope anything sticks

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needohs are just fidget spinners peppering the dead corpse of labubus

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everytime i see an ai ad its the following

“chatgpt pls help me i need help pissing and shitting and finding fruits in a store”

or

“ai will do all of your work for you but don’t worry your corporate overloads will totally not initiate mass layoffs for half baked lobotomized toddlers inside of mac minis”

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tumblr be so fun because you can just be scrolling and be hit with seven posts in a row about the anamallocaris anamalocars anamaloo

stronk

[dogpuppy]

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go ahead, touch his magic rod, see what fucking happens to you then

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CHATGPT

light that’s not how the book works

ANTHROPIC CORPORATION

LIGHT-

CHARACTER AI

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my contribution to this trend

THE SECRET FOOD THEY WONT TELL YOU ABOUT *SECRET METHOD* BETTER THAN GERBER

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everybody gangsta till i pull up with the goodwill mickey mouse chainsaw