Daily RhFe Coming at You

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[enthyrea]

rhodeytony doodlin because i miss them goddamnit

[lavosse]

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

[mikopikopon]

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

[daily-ironhusbands]

#tony and rhodey#<- CORRECT CORRECT CORRECT#they are so deeply unhinged. i love them so much.#we all love 'how was the funvee' because it's great. and also because it's unhinged.#what do you MEAN the first thing you say to your best friend who you've been searching for for three months#and risking your career to KEEP searching for for those three months when everyone assumed he was DEAD#is throwing back the joke he made at your expense#which was right before you both NEARLY DIED. three months ago.#what do you MEAN your best friend laughs at this#they're both so completely nuts. i love them.#having seen the extended version of the im1 craps table scene#'rhodey is complaining while continuing to hang out while tony does ridiculous shit while having no reason to stay other than hanging out'#fully consistent and excellent character bit. he wants to hang out and he's gonna complain the entire time.#that's how you know he wants to be hanging out with tony. obviously.#i see you colonel 'gotta cover my face so people don't see me smirking while my best friend fucks with congress' rhodes#'no it's your fault i just wanted to say i'm sorry'#normal combination of words to string together#'thank you. that's all i wanted to hear.' normal response#right before you go into your back to back fight amid falling flower petals. obviously.#tonyrhodey#just let them hang out and be unhinged#this will not protect everyone else from the fallout of their choices#but im in favor of it#hang on i need to reblog my post about their ridiculous levels of miscommunication while insanely drift compatible to accompany this#i was just telling m that i was trying to work out backstory stuff for the space roadtrip fic#and trying to course correct for. yknow. them. and everything around them. but also jsut them.#'the well adjusted way to deal with that would have been something else. however'#they simply Do Not Talk about some things. and they don't talk about Not Talking About them.#was also writing carol and tony talking to each other in the present and looked at the first draft like Nope.#neither of you are going to be that open and direct about any of this. dial up the jokes and deflection and prickliness. (tags from @squireofgeekdom)

[kayvsworld]

that's his best friend :((((((((((((( he knew exactly what he was going to say to this stupid fucking nerd if he ever found him and he FOUND HIM rhfe you will live forever

[hurtspideyparker]

Iron Man doesn't exist because of Tony Stark and a box of scraps, he exists because James Rhodes loves that little MIT dweeb.

Tony was lost in the desert for THREE MONTHS. Rhodey was still using up military resources against his superior's judgement and risking his job, just for the slight chance Tony Stark was still alive and needed him

Humans can only live about 3 days without water, that's if heat stroke didn't get him first, or hypothermia at night. Tony Stark would have died in Afghanistan if he didn't have a best friend who loved him, believed in him, and was a little stupid with grief

[daily-ironhusbands]

#made it out of the cave because he was smart and brave made it out of the desert because he was loved <3 @kayvsworld

[pidgeyons]

chuuuu

chhhuuuuuuu

they both got a lil’ dirty after a night in the workshop heh heh

[pwnyta]

RhFe?

>:’0 After Rhodey finds Tony in the desert!…Tony refusing to go lay down and snuggles up with Rhodey instead… just to make sure Rhodeys really there.8T Do you think the medics that came along with Rhodey tried to get at the reactor because they were concerned and curious and Tony freaked out and Rhodey had to shoo them away and keep Tony safe some more…»888’,’,’,U

[hackedmotionsensors]

quick doodlybob for Sketch Daily :D

[mockingbirdie]

Some years you have to get through it one day at a time, Valentine, but things are a bit easier together.

[sreppub]

Some more drawings from my rhodeytony artbook, Iron Anniversary, a few years ago that I don't think I posted 🥺 they're still everything. to Me.

[justlous-art]

day 5: MIT

[sreppub]

the last few pages of my little rhodeytony art book a few years ago :')

[mishastoesies]

rhodeytony

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Rhodey is the hunter and Tony is the werewolf! They met 30 years ago when Rhodey was hunting down Tony’s father inside a forest and instead found Tony, who back then was still a puppy. Tony had been abandoned by his father and had been wandering around, very lost, and Rhodey found him and was like “fuck I can’t hurt him he’s too baby :( I guess I have a new friend now” and that’s the story of how Rhodey and Tony became best friends and hunted down Howard together and also five years later started dating and eventually married and moved into the very same forest together in a little wooden cottage.

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

I have a massive soft spot for merman Tony, so we’ll go with that and fisherman Rhodey. Tony is basically Ariel sans Ursula and he sees Rhodey in his little dinghy off the coast of the beach and is like “oooo an attractive human” and swims up to Rhodey, nearly knocks Rhodey’s boat over with the force his tail makes in the water, and introduces himself. Rhodey is, understandably, freaked out, but also blown away and kind of charmed by the audacity this merman has to just swim over like he’s somebody. What a weirdo. Rhodey’s gonna keep him.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Rhodey is the witch and Tony is his cat familiar. Rhodey will be mixing some potions or something and Tony will wander into his workstation, knock over the entire jar of newt’s eye, and meow plaintively for Rhodey to pay attention to him. Rhodey will then pick Tony up, shake him slightly for being a bad cat, and then give him a small kiss on the forehead because he adores Tony being a chaotic little demon.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

I mean do I even have to say it. Rhodey is at MIT on work-study in one of the campus Dunkin’ Donuts. Tony is also an MIT student and regular, known for his order of twelve black coffees. He will sit at a table for hours working on a project and drink each cup slowly. One day, it’s Rhodey’s turn to brew the coffees and in walks Tony, looking very soft and tired and way too young to be drinking that much coffee, and Rhodey cannot in good conscience let Tony have his twelve coffees if he doesn’t like, eat something with them and also take at least two breaks during his project. And also they fall in love along the way. 

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Introduction to Aerospace Engineering professor Dr. James Rhodes and his TA, PhD candidate Dr. Tony Stark. Rhodey’s course is renowned for being the hardest course at MIT, as it serves as a weed-out for aerospace engineering majors, and they both revel in the looks of shock and horror on the students’ faces during each exam. Of course they’re good teachers, they just want to prepare the students for the Real World where they have to solve very complex problems. And also they’re known as the campus power couple, and everyone is low-key scared of them and their combined smarts and sheer big dick energy.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Tony as a knight just works so well and Rhodey is clearly royalty reincarnate so… yeah. Rhodey is a bored prince who keeps sneaking out of the palace to have romantic trysts with his loyal knight that has been his friend since he was a young boy. When it’s time to choose an appropriate queen consort, Rhodey causes quite the scandal by picking Tony over the several dozen offers from other royals.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

EXHAUSTED SINGLE DAD TONY AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER RHODEY!!! Rhodey is very enamored with Tony’s adorable daughter Morgan and how flustered Tony is all the time, and Tony is attracted to any sense of stability and anyone his daughter approves of (both surprisingly hard to find), but alas, there are Rules. So while they may know they’re perfect for each other on the second parent-teacher meeting to discuss moving Morgan into accelerated math and reading programs, they only get together once Morgan moves into the first grade. 

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Tony is basically already a tortured artist and Rhodey is basically already said tortured artist’s grip on reality so this works really well. Tony is a poetry author who writes incredibly dark and vivid freeform poem collections, and Rhodey is his editor who has to 1) read all of this in depth 2) suggest edits to it and 3) somehow not ask Tony to try therapy or go on a date with him to talk about their feelings. It’s very mutual-pining-y with Tony wanting nothing more than for his amazing editor to glace his way without the pretext of something to work on, and Rhodey wanting to hold his writer close and never let go. 

[feliciasarahardy]

James Rhodes & Tony Stark in Iron Man (1968)

[lovelyirony]

Okay we know the trope of the Rhodey's family/parents adopt Tony but did you ever thought about Edwin and Anna Jarvis adopting Rhodes (it's basically "The Rhodes 🤝 The Jarvis's" looking out for MIT Rhodey and Tony)

Everyone knows about Tony being inducted into the Rhodes family unofficially. But what most don’t know is that Tony similarly dragged Rhodey to the Jarvis’ residence, all gangly limbs and sarcastic retorts that they’ve learned from watching too many M*A*S*H reruns. 

Edwin and Ana are very proper people, who set the table with coordinated plates and matching silverware and greet Tony with these sincere-yet-formal greetings, and Tony talks about opera and piano pieces and Rhodey feels like he made a mistake. 

He’s not like this, and he can’t fit into this. There’s no point in him trying to pretend to know about the new piece Pavarotti has put out, or the new society event. 

But it…changes. 

Keep reading

[reachingforaspark]

Ironhusbands on ice AU 🏒🏒

James “War Machine” Rhodes, of the Iron Patriots, is the goalie with the coolest head and fastest glove-hand in the league. He’s virtually unflappable, except when it comes to one player, Tony “Iron Man” Stark. Captain of the Avengers, and determined to be as much of a menace off the ice as he is on it. 

Are they friends to lovers? Rivals to lovers? Estranged friends to lovers? I really have no idea all I know is @ferretshark had the most wonderful idea that Tony’s jersey number would based off the periodic table- 26 for Iron and 45 for Rhodium and it needed to be drawn up. 

*please excuse the clichéd summary and outing myself as knowing nothing about ice hockey but join me in begging Sahiya to please write this 

[sibmakesart]

@wintersound s prompt was just too cute not to draw it and it got a tiny bitsy out of hand but im v happy with it!

[sreppub]

the beginnings of the beard