Unfortunate Intern At The Daily Bugle

[dailybugle-intern]

Ooc, I am willing to do role play

[scottsummers-xmen]

Guess who just made grilled cheese and tomato soup!

[dailybuglebossman]

BREAKING NEWS

[scottsummers-xmen]

… what did I ever do to deserve this

[friends-of-humanity]

Muties shouldn't be doing that!

[dailybuglebossman]

GET OUT OF HERE!!

[friends-of-humanity]

It's the news! It's our God given right to be here!

[kevin-at-the-dailybugle]

You’re on private property, god doesn’t exist here.

[celeste-daily-bugle]

This is now on the Daily Bugle social media.

Everything from here on that the FOH do or say will be reported.

[dailybugle-intern]

Celeste, respectfully, I don’t think the discount kkk care about how social media views them

[dailybuglebossman]

Jameson. Do you think it's weird that people talk so much about Spider-Man in different ways, almost as if... they're describing more than one person? Do you think there's multiple Spider-men out there?

*JJJ just stands up and looks out the window in his office, contemplating*

[dailybugle-intern]

😓

[dailybuglebossman]

mr jameson sir i have inside information on spider-man 👀

I'm listening.

[dailybuglebossman]

WHERE'S MY GODDAMN INSIDE INFORMATION?!?!

[dailybugle-intern]

(From outside the door)

Did anyone have money down for prank call.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[dailybugle-intern]

Namor get off tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dailybugle-intern]

Gaud would not survive New York.

[the-amazing-peter-b]

WELL GEE THANKS TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE (Eh-hem @dailybuglebossman) IT SEEMS I’M OUT OF A JOB!

Can’t cash my checks, can’t go on TV, and now I can’t even save people without getting the blame.

Guess I’ll have to set my sights on different ventures…

[dailybugle-intern]

We’ve got some new cameras coming in next week, I can make one disappear if you’d like

[dailybuglebossman]

mr jameson sir i have inside information on spider-man 👀

I'm listening.

[dailybugle-intern]

(From outside the door) ok everyone, final bets, do we figure out who spider man is or is it another conspiracy theory.

[celeste-daily-bugle]

False lead. Slash conspiracy theory.

[dailybugle-intern]

Ok, Celeste thinks it’s another conspiracy theory, anyone else.

[dailybuglebossman]

mr jameson sir i have inside information on spider-man 👀

I'm listening.

[dailybugle-intern]

(From outside the door) ok everyone, final bets, do we figure out who spider man is or is it another conspiracy theory.

[verygoodlawyer]

A lawyer, vigilante, AND a comedian? What can’t you do?

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"Maintain a love life apparently."

[dailybuglebossman]

So you admit it!

[verygoodlawyer]

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"Yeah, my love life is pretty messy."

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"If it can even be called that at this point."

[dailybuglebossman]

I don't give a damn about your love life, you admitted to being a vigilante!

[verygoodlawyer]

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"It is sufficient to say an admittance to that, did not come out of my mouth, but from the anon, who made that claim, which I will now deny by saying: I am not a vigilante. Now, I will redirect your attention what I was actually talking about, which is my love life."

[dailybuglebossman]

Cut the lawyer crap, Murdock! I'm on to you.

[verygoodlawyer]

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"You don't want to hear me talk about my love life, you don't want me to talk like a lawyer, which I am, why are you here again, Mr. Jameson?"

[dailybugle-intern]

*Walks in and places a paper on jamesons desk*

(Whispering). “He’s an idiot, just give solid proof that you’re not daredevil and we can’t print it”

[spidey-official]

Do you like alan wake

i don't know who that is!

[dailybugle-intern]

He’s one of my dads favorite horror writers, unfortunately he disappeared after a trip to this place called “bright falls” in Washington, police never found anything, locals however believe that he fell victim to the town curse

[dailybugle-intern]

Why do I have the urge to stab Caesar

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

[dailybugle-intern]

You’re a bit late to the party, but I can get a forensic dummy if that’s ok

[layzy-smith]

Living in Gotham feels like this :

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

At some point very early on you go from "OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE" to "Again? Really? Right now?"

[gothamgazette-intern]

I’m more scared of guys on the subway than explosions

[lennasandlinnerdygothamrp]

Really? Cuz creeps on trains are nigh universal but explosions are not. Sure I’m skittish on the public transports but those xplosions make me jump like a rabbit.

[gothamgazette-intern]

You new to Gotham?

[lennasandlinnerdygothamrp]

aw sugarfoot. Is it that obvious? Yea, I’m new. Moved here for the cheap rent after completin’ my degrees. Go Wildcats and all that

[gothamgazette-intern]

YOU’RE LOOKING TO GET A DEGREE!? STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

[lennasandlinnerdygothamrp]

Yo, I’ve finished my degrees. I’m lookin for a proper architectural engineering job. Chill

[dailybugle-intern]

Sorry about my brother, he has a phobia of people with phds and stuff.

[spidey-official]

just know that if a bacon cheeseburger was placed in front of me right now i would be unable to control my actions afterwards

[gothamgazette-intern]

Wait so I could bribe you with a good enough burger?

[dailybugle-intern]

No!

[dailybuglebossman]

No- no- NO! I WANT IT ON MY DESK. TOMORROW! GOOD! NOW- JESUS WHAT THE HELL?! THERE'S A GODDAMN SHARK IN HERE!!!

[kevin-at-the-dailybugle]

Sir, do you know if he has an owner.

[dailybugle-intern]

We are NOT getting a shark!

[dailyspiderplush]

I saw this one at a claw machine and I didn't get it

[dailybuglebossman]

Good!

[dailybugle-intern]

*hides plush behind back*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got attacked by a pterodactyl that could talk and ended up telling it to fuck off.

[xaoticstuff]

I got screeched at by a pterodactyl in a human body once, so it's not that unrealistic.

[dailybugle-intern]

You met Sauron?