To anyone looking to move to New York, here’s a decent survival guide. I’ll likely add updates as things go on.
If you see cars flying for any reason, stay away from that street. Even if it looks like it’s meant to be flying.
If you see black or red slime, place it under a jar or move away from it, odds are, it’s a symbiote, and there’s no telling if it’ll control you, or if you’ll have a new roommate inside your body.
If you hear a crowd of people chanting about mutants, whether it’s good or bad, try to avoid, its likely a pro or anti mutant protest, those often turn into disasters due to outside interference, I’ve seen a pro mutants rights rally turn into a warzone when the friends of humanity got involved. I’ve also seen anti mutants rallies turn into full on riots when the x men or magneto got involved.
If there’s something in the sky(portal, big ass dude, spaceship) stay inside or head to the subways. It’s likely going to be safer than being in the streets, though if you head into the subways, you’ll probably deal with the crazies, which could be more dangerous depending on who you’re dealing with.
At the First mention, I repeat, the First mention of a new virus on the news, stock up on anti biotics and medicine, stay inside and treat things like you would in a boil water advisory. There’s a 90 percent chance of it spreading.
If you hear metal clanging, try to avoid, it means either we’ve got sentinels, which will attack any mutant they see, regardless of if they have an active x gene or not, and sometimes humans too. It can also mean that ultron is in town, and he’s indiscriminate in what he targets.
If Dr doom’s in town, stay away from the Baxter building, he’s got quite a lot of beef with Dr Richard’s, and even more robots.
If you hear shouting that’s inhumanly loud, run in the opposite direction, anyone who can scream that loud can usually tear down a building without issue.
Avoid bleecker street, I’m speaking from personal experience here, strange things happen daily, while they normally stay inside the sanctum, the ones that don’t are usually hungry, or weird.
If you see spider man with a black and white suit, or isn’t making jokes and stuff, say your prayers, not for survival, but to enter heaven.
If shield is in town, take precautions, you’ll know what kinds depending on context. Could be a virus, impending invasion, or supervillain attack. If you hear the names, Coulson, Barton, Romanov on their radios, assume it’s going to be bad. If you hear hill or fury on the radio, it’s already bad.
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