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@policedepartment-ny
This is the official page for the one and only Police Department of New York. Our jobs are to serve and protect the citizens of New York City. Which we do to the best of our inability. If we arrive late to the scene of a crime, that's not our fault. City has a bunch of traffic and donuts that we have to inspect.
How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not the Green Goblin anymore. The next time one of you idiots harasses me I'm going straight to the police chief. Do you understand?
Okay, Goblin.
... I'm not... I'm not the-
Do you have any PROOF?
You confessed to it already.
When I was, years ago, but not now.
If you're turning over a new leaf, that's more power to you.
How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not the Green Goblin anymore. The next time one of you idiots harasses me I'm going straight to the police chief. Do you understand?
Okay, Goblin.
... I'm not... I'm not the-
Do you have any PROOF?
You confessed to it already.
Open roleplay.
Hell’s Kitchen hospital; 2:34.
*the officer walks in* Charlotte Castle, nice to see you're finally awake. I have to read you your rights. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be used against you in court, you have a right to consult an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed for you.
How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not the Green Goblin anymore. The next time one of you idiots harasses me I'm going straight to the police chief. Do you understand?
Okay, Goblin.
can I emotionally adopt @stareye-official as my younger sibling?
@serenastark-official
That's something you need a lawyer for.
Hello, I’d like to report a crime
My donut was stolen right from my hand.
Where are you?! We will be with you straight away!
If someone stole my lunch from the communal Avengers fridge, is that petty theft or an act of war?
@serenastark-official
Act of war, easily.
Hey, uhh Me and my friends were out playing near the docks when we think we saw a body floating??? It looked like a gutted fish... but human. We're really freaked out.
// @th3blackcatt is the body
*the dispatcher directs the call to the PDNY*
Not to worry. We'll send someone to check it out.
*they dispatch a nearby unit to the docks*
🚨🚨🚨 Weee wooo weee wooo weee woo!!! 🚨🚨🚨
*Officer Rory slows his squad car down when he reaches the docks, looking for the caller or the body, while finishing his donut*
The sight is quick, the body facing upwards. Messy platinum hair contrasts the murky water. Blue eyes are wide in fear, but there's no life in them. The body is stiff and open, the organs long gone from the fish. All that's left is a shell of a woman.
Felicia Hardy. Owner and art curator of a high end art gallery. A woman known for her efforts in ethical art practices.
Now dead. And gutted like a fish... just like the kids said. Poor kids, having to witness a horrifying sight like this.
Maybe that donut isn't worth it after all?
*he finishes the donut and closes the box, while climbing out of the car, speaking into his walkie* We need a bus out here, and a hazmat team. Tell 'em we... We, uh, don't need lights. Detective, this one's yours.
*An ambulance arrives, along with a detective and the hazmat team*
*hazmat fishes the body out of the water*
*the officer closes off this area of the docks, while looking for the kids who called it in*
Hey, uhh Me and my friends were out playing near the docks when we think we saw a body floating??? It looked like a gutted fish... but human. We're really freaked out.
// @th3blackcatt is the body
*the dispatcher directs the call to the PDNY*
Not to worry. We'll send someone to check it out.
*they dispatch a nearby unit to the docks*
🚨🚨🚨 Weee wooo weee wooo weee woo!!! 🚨🚨🚨
*Officer Rory slows his squad car down when he reaches the docks, looking for the caller or the body, while finishing his donut*
@what-a-strange-name //
Hi, I'd like to formally apologise to your station for the mess I created yesterday afternoon. There was a large creature from another universe and it had to be taken care of... I'm sure you guys will do a great job of cleaning it up. Keep up the great work.
I think this call was meant for the Damage Control. This is the PDNY. This line is meant for emergencies only!
You should hit up Gena's Diner
She has bomb pancakes and donuts
Donuts... My mouth is watering as I speak. Where's this place located?
how was your memorial day officer rory
@d-adpool
It was good. Lots of d🍩nuts and hotdogs. How was yours, Mr. Pool?
it was ok! i do know a lot of dead soldiers and it's very weird that dead soldiers day of remembrance is like this big celebration to everybody here. but i had burgers anyway. you gotta have burgers
I have to believe that the dead soldiers would like it if the people who lived on because of their sacrifices ate in their honor. If something happened to me, I would want people to eat a bunch of d🍩nuts for me.
im batman
Batman?! Welcome to New York!
how was your memorial day officer rory
@d-adpool
It was good. Lots of d🍩nuts and hotdogs. How was yours, Mr. Pool?
Huh, I forgot bout you guys
how are you guys with trying to find out which school I burned down?
@the-best-ducky
We still haven't found it, but we're working on it really hard.
Is it illegal to eat a hotdogs while driving a car with no mirrors and drinking margaritas and having someone ride on your roof?
Aww, gee. *scratches head* I don't know. *munches d🍩nut* Best I can say is maybe.
Just don't try it. I don't want to find out.
