Blog dedicated to these losers and their numerous relationships<3
What is this: This is literally just an “archive” blog for me to put as much Cooper and Mateo (whatever status of their relationship that might be) content as I can find here, only its being disguised as a gimmick blog.
If you don’t want me to reblog your content here just let me know!
um. I have nothing to say for myself? Idk, enjoy the gays as per the poll results (under cut as always :3)
Summary: based on that one tumblr post that goes like: Someone take me to lazer tag on opposite teams, and then when the game starts come find me, push me up against a wall, kiss me, shoot me and leave me there.
Additional tags: Logan's there for a little bit. Laser Tag, technically Nimbus Infinite. Zoey and Cooper teamed up and they decided to go all out. Kissing. Mateo being a superhero nerd
Logan had run off the minute the smoke bomb had gone off.
They had been playing a round of dual Nimbus Infinite; basically the same as regular laser tag except everyone was split up into teams of two with the added rule that if one half of the duo lost a life their partner did too. Mateo had been paired up with Z-Blob, while Izzie had been paired up with Logan, and then Zoey with Cooper.
Things had been going pretty smoothly, Mateo still had two lives left and he had managed to work out a very loose partnership with Logan and Izzie which was still holding.
Then the chaos had hit; there had been a loud POP that echoed across the Nimbus Infinite arena before the whole place had begun to fill with a thick purple smoke that began to cloud Mateo’s view of the other players.
Mateo squinted and lowered his gun as he cast a confused look at Izzie who stood a little ways off to his left. Izzie shrugged back at him.
“Aww hell nah!” Logan shouted, drawing the sibling’s attention to him as a slightly uncomfortable expression crossed his face, “I knew letting them team up was a horrible idea! I’m not dealing with this mierda!” he swore before running off into the smoke in a panic.
Overhead Mateo heard the avatar projection of Burrzerker announced, “It looks like players Zoey and Cooper have changed up the layout of the game! Good luck to the remaining opponents!”
“Uh, what?” Izzie questioned as an uncertain feeling started to grow in Mateo’s stomach.
He knew what this was.
“It’s cover,” Mateo responded as the siblings began to back up towards each other to stand back to back.
“Ya hu, but why?” Izzie asked as Mateo felt her back press up against his own, “Can’t the people just… shoot us normally?”
“It’s a typical Batman tactic,” Mateo began to explain as he aimed his blaster towards the encroaching smoke, “Covers your flank, makes you harder to see, to hit, makes it easier to attack.”
“So what you’re saying is that the smoke just makes it easier for us to be-”
“Ambushed?” Mateo guessed, “Yep.”
“Plus it’s just plain fun-” A sweet sounding voice added off to Mateo’s right.
The siblings jumped, startled by the new yet familiar voice and turned towards it as they took aim with their guns, but the smoke held Cooper’s actual position a secret.
“We were literally actually ambushed!” Izzie hissed, “What the flip flop!”
“Sorry Izzie,” came Cooper’s apology.
Mateo then felt an arm wrap around his waist and with a yelp he was dragged back into the smoke, dropping his gun as he went.
Cooper didn’t push him very hard but Mateo still stumbled back into the wall. His back hit with a small grunt and maybe about a second later he found himself being pinned up against it. One of his hands ended up pressed against the wall above his head, being held by Cooper’s own as their fingers laced together. Their other hands were still at their sides, their fingers teasing at each other as Cooper grinned at Mateo like an idiot.
Mateo gave him a small smile in return, “Hi-?”
Cooper leaned in, his breath ghosting over Mateo’s lips faintly and as Mateo scanned his face he slowly realized what he was waiting for.
With snort, Mateo surged forward and pressed a kiss to Cooper’s lips. The blond returned it strongly, pressing Mateo back into the wall as the artist threw his arm over Cooper’s shoulder to deepen the kiss until they eventually had to part to breathe.
A small wheeze laugh came from Cooper as the panting on his lips died into it and Mateo giggled back.
“I’m sorry,” Cooper said as there was a click.
A “Hu?” slipped from Mateo’s lips until he glanced down and found Cooper aiming his laser gun at Mateo’s chest.
Mateo looked back up and only had a second to shoot Cooper an offended look before his boyfriend winked, and shot him.