cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”
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cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”
Wanda Sex Tip #512
As your partner enters you, yell ” TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS” and pass out
Cosmo sex tip #153
once you’ve given him a boner, ask him “did I do that?” in urkel’s voice.
Cosmo Sex Tip
At the moment of climax, whisper in your partner’s ear “I did it for the vine”.
Cosmo Sex Tip #4482: When you're reaching point of satisfaction, scream out "That's the power of Pine Sol baby!"
Cosmo sex tip #1118
Wanna make him hard? Plaster him in cement.
cosmo sex tip #420: Tape a picture of Nicolas Cage to your genitalia. When you take off your underwear, he’ll get a sexy surprise!
note: this also works with skype dates
Cosmo sex tip # 441
Wear a camouflage condom so that she’ll never see you coming.
Cosmo tip: After finishing, say to your partner “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
Wanda Sex Tip #439
when you are about to cum scream “I choose you! Use ejaculate!” and collapse with saying “super effective.”
cosmo sex tip 696: surprise him with sexily screaming “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE OUR 1,000TH VISITOR! CLICK HERE TO REDEEM YOUR PRIZE!!” during foreplay
Cosmo sex tip #5876
During your first time trying anal play, gently massage him and make sure he’s comfortable and relaxed, then to really spice things up yell “I’M GONNA WRECK IT” and slam your whole fist up there
Cosmo Tip #485:
spice it up: put pepper spray in his lube
Cosmo Sex Tip #682: When sexting your partner, ask “what are you wearing, ‘Jake from State Farm?’”
Wanda sex tip #496
While giving him a blow job yell “Off with his head!” and bite off the tip of his penis.
Cosmo Sex Tip 365: before you give him a bj, place his penis over your eyelids, smile, and say “hey look im cock-eyed, haha”. he’ll think you’re a riot, guys love a girl with a sense of humor.
Cosmo Sex Tip #69
Before you’re about to give your partner a blowjob, tap the penis head and say “hello, is this thing on?”