Feel Like I'm The Worst, Act Like I'm The Best

I love hedgehogs, poetry, and grilled cheese sandwiches. Big fan of dancing and pretending no one can see me doing it. She/Her pronouns please.

[marinashutup]

i love buffy because it’s all like “angel’s soul has been destroyed and there’s nothing in the world that can change that”

EXCEPT THIS FLOPPY DISK

[peacocktales]

I FUCKiNG LOVE BUFFY GOD BLESS 

[ruinedchildhood]

[doctorharleenquinzell]

Pssst there's a podcast called The Cryptid Keepers and it like just started and i think u would love it

Ooh! I’ll have to give that a listen.

[wndr-wll]

also you should listen to the Cryptid Keeper on soundcloud if you haven’t it’s informative and funny and one of my VAs from one of my various projects starred in the latest episode

[peacocktales]

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

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me: look at this meme real quick

[weavemama]

trump is deadass a failure lmao the travel ban got rejected TWICE and his bullshit healthcare plan got rejected before it was even scheduled to vote

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[st-pam]

[dame-wolf-deactivated20190723]

chasing the moon

ig: roux.fox

**please do not remove credits, thank you!**

[saint-hemlock]

@ingu

[stophelping]

Can we get this show, please?

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Ok but I’d actually WATCH that show.

(Also gunpowder was invented in China so … there could be interesting historical stuff going on with that.)

[patrickdiomedes]

Ok so what’s the “American” version of defeating a dragon and plunging your fists into its molten heart… I’m thinking either a giant bald eagle, or a T-Rex

[ball-hard-in-miklagard]

She gets into a shootout with a sentient oil derrick and the ensuing fire tempers her trigger fingers.

Her catchphrase is: *sudden West Texas accent* “It’s oil over now!”

She spends 15 minutes of the first episode explaining the philosophical concept of “y’all’d’ve” to a Dallas petrochemist who recently moved to Beijing.

[peacocktales]

you: forgive and forget, you won't care about this in ten years

me, using my witch-like talons to chisel away tablets from the walls of the dark salt cave i live in, etching the names and grievances of my enemies into the stone like a petty Moses, so my children and my childrens’ children and their children will forever know who crossed me and exactly how it happened: ur right

[infinitimatti]

just a quick note- no trans person has ever said “did you just assume my gender.” trans people are very aware of how their gender and physical appearance differ and that visually one might assume that they are a man/woman when they are actually not. that’s kind of the whole idea of gender dysphoria. 

[infinitimatti]

and also you’ve beaten your “attack helicopter” joke into the fucking ground. cut that shit out.

[infinitimatti]

i wanted to add one more thing to this post that other people have pointed out: i know its an awkward question, but a lot of trans people are going to be 100% fine with you asking what their gender is, or with calmly correcting you if you get it wrong. and if they’re not, then they’re way more likely to keep it to themselves than get visibly angry with someone. this idea that trans people just go apeshit when people misgender them accidentally/when first meeting them is a complete fabrication for a stupid joke and that’s why i despise it so much. 

[petefoxshend-deactivated2018062]

I can’t afford to get visibly angry about people misgendering me because that puts me in danger of getting harmed. once a cis person finds out my gender, one of two things will happen: they either accept me to various degrees, or they reject me and potentially escalate the situation. politeness is the only way I can decrease the risk of the latter.

the “DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER?!” trope only serves to make trans people look ridiculous/unreasonable in the eyes of cis people, and places in their minds preconceptions about us that makes it harder, ultimately, for us to come out safely. if all they know about trans people are shitty jokes, then we as a people become those jokes to them.

[genatrius]

This. We can’t correct people. That’s not how it works.

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

i accidentally just emailed this picture to my mom 

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

she said “cute”

[spermwells]

This is the last thing a piece of bread sees

[teesadutta]

3.13.17

[peacocktales]

My self esteem is busted tonight so I'm posting this reminder of a time I felt good abt myself

[iwishihadafather]

“hello yes wud u like to book ur next appoinmen”

[tag-redfield]