-Hodge-

I have 4 middle names, and not one of them is danger.

[babyanimalgifs]

Real seal and beanie seal

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

my boyfriend did karate when he was little and he was the only kid in his class who chose a lava background for this dramatic series of photos 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

[valtsv]

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

[calumhooob]

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[strengthissexy-blog]

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

[thechroniclesofrin]

- Having sex every day.  - Saving sex for your wedding night.  - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex.  - Hating sex.  - Being loud.  - Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

[lilyskinned]

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

its hard to be attractive when youre not

[guy]

how many eye contact until date

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[whoisshe777]

i miss him.

[sexanax]

hes ugly and washes his face with hand soap and has holes in his boxers stop

[dailyhodge]

A list of my wishes for you:

I wish you were kinder. In general. To others. To yourself.

In fact, I wish that you’ll find yourself someday.

And that when you finally do, you’ll shake your own hand and tell yourself that you’re sorry for being so cruel.

I wish for your facade of maturity to grow realer everyday so you don’t have to pretend anymore.

I wish that the energy you waste on trivial matters can be focused on actually living the only life you have.

To be honest, sometimes I wish for your discomfort. Maybe getting a taste of your own shitty medicine will cure you.

I wish for your opportunity to fail so you can learn resilience rather than self-pity. It doesn’t look as good on you as you think it does.

I wish that the engine in your car stops working so you won’t be able to run away from your problems anymore. And you’ll save on gas too, so that’s a plus.

I wish for the moment you learn to place value on your relationships with others instead of keeping all of it for yourself. You have enough, don’t be a greedy little bitch about it.

I wish that I could get a refund for all of that time I wasted on you.

But maybe that’s just wishful thinking.

[briansellars]

say amen  ⇒  this is gospel  ⇒  emperor’s new clothes

there’s no way brendon’s fake deep ass has been planning this since 2013 but i’m ngl i’m still impressed tho

[bagpipewhore-deactivated2019061]

she wears short skirts i wear shrek merch

[brendonuriefucker-deactivated20]

”People can’t tell you who the fuck you are. And if they try to, most likely, they’re either trying to sell you something, or they’re just cowards. In either case there’s one thing I like to say to people like that; fuck you.”