Have a boy

An oneyplay a day keeps the friends away.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

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Can you believe its been Lyle Zach and Tomar on Oneyplays for like 3+ years i sure cant

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"If i ever have a cool cyborg...robot that cleans my house, i wanna make it be like "SQUIRT!" And then it just shoot like uh washing up liquid out of their pussy onto the floor and then start like mopping with their foot. That would he good."

-Chris

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"Remember. Inflation is the key."

-Chris, i can quote him on that.

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"is it a guy spreading his ass?"

-Chris' great epiphany

[blamo-stramo]

Adopt Hamsters, Adopt Gerbils, Adopt Guinea Pigs, Adopt Mice and other such small friends. They deserve so much love and care in their short lives, and they have so much to give to you!

Just please don't give them to little kids.

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Nobody talks about it but i love when zach said "you're my big beautiful daugter dot com"

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"Every of God's creature deserves to grow leecher."

-Lyle

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"Booty calls this is where Tawna comes in and slathers her big fuckin ass on Crash's primordial COcK"

-Chris.

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"And I'll tell you what...Im more Cherokee than you'll ever be..."

-Lyle, as the ex wife in his newest most exciting tale

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"She's the peeviest girl you've ever MET!"

"And her pussy is lathered in SWEAT!"

-Zach and Chris to the tune of the AVGN theme

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"Waow im very actually insecure and he deserves to fucking cuck me.."

-Chris, as Crash Bandicoot

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"You'd pay a billion dollars to shit into the core of the Earth??"

-Zach, sounding absolutely baffled.

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"Do you hear the whisperings of the damned here?"

- Julian

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"Every town has at least one guy with no teeth who's seen exactly that."

"-And one guy with all his teeth who says he HASN'T seen it. Think about that thats even scarier thats even more terrifying"

"And one guy with half of his teeth that says..Maybe."

"He saw he saw sort of he saw half of it"

-, Lyle, Zach, Chris and Zach again about UFO sightings

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"All you're doing is making me HUNGRIER"

-Zach, after Lyle mentions flushing shit

[blamo-stramo]

Heheh its my birthday!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊