first in friendship

fourth in obesity

[jasonmantzoukas]

[whatelsecanwedonow]

I am extremely healthy.

[jasonmantzoukas]

[alicenthightower]

Parks and Recreation S07E11 | I’m getting ready to go on a big trip…to space.

[nessa007]

★ MAKE ME CHOOSE ★ Anon asked: Andy/April or Kelly/Ryan “Ooooh, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.” “We’re married.” “Still.”

[davidsfincher]

Bye bye Li'l Sebastian Miss you in the saddest fashion Bye bye Li'l Sebastian You’re 5000 candles in the wind

[jasonmantzoukas]

[jasonmantzoukas]

She’s skirting the question, folks!

AMY POEHLER AND RASHIDA JONES TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST 

[jasonmantzoukas]

[jasonmantzoukas]

BONUS:

[blond-shell]

I do love you. That’s what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.

[trueloveistreacherous]

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who’d hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.

[jasonmantzoukas]

[cupcakeblake]

parks and recreation — season 4, ep. 4

[cohens]

My friend Leslie Knope asked me if I would read this message.

[trueloveistreacherous]

Leslie, don’t spend all your time looking after other people. Look after yourself once in a while.

[dailypawnee]

trueloveistreacherous: Leslie, don’t spend all your time looking after other people. Look after yourself once in a while.

[bob-belcher]