Sad clown

☂There's nothing good on TV these days☂

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ♥ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

FLUFF SPECIAL/A bit shipping inclined.

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[roleplayaskmemes]

Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!

A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc.

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[floatingwhitejellyfish-deactiva]

[She blinked at him]

I live in the ocean, electronics don’t work down there.

[dailyprogramming]

"Ah....how silly of me."

Such a possibility had never crossed his mind.

"I've wanted to visit the ocean ever since I watched that documentary on deep sea fishing." 

[dailyprogramming]

tworabbitsandasnake started following you

"...."

The television kicked up dust.

"Magic isn't actually real."

[smokeyfugue-deactivated20150803]

"A what now?" A strange one that’s what he was. What’s a television anyway? He’s never heard that word before. Obviously it had something to do with sight but that’s about all he could get from it. That aside, he had more important questions to ask; like-

"Then you must play, right?"

[dailyprogramming]

"Play?"

He blinked

"No. No, I really don't....I wish I could but it's something I don't think I'm capable of-" 

[floatingwhitejellyfish-deactiva]

….

[What]

[She stared at the thing]

Whaat are you?

[dailyprogramming]

He let out a long sigh.

"Televisions were first made available in the late 1920's, you must live under a ro-"

Himmler paused and cleared his throat, upset that he had come off a bit rude.

"It's rather complicated, let's just not talk about it."  

[dailyprogramming]

floatingwhitejellyfish started following you

"Do not float or stand to close to me."

The television huffed and took a large step back

"Jellyfish sting and they do it for fun!" 

[shotacorpse]

                    He lets out a long suffering sigh. “I’m not.”

[dailyprogramming]

"That was violently contradicting to the point where it would be almost funny,"

Himmler blinked blankly

"But it's not-please explain." 

[dailyprogramming]

shotacorpse started following you

"How are you alive like that?"

Human health was something the TV wasn't to sharp on as operations videos and medical shows struck him as either 'gross' or 'boring' but he was pretty sure that having a hook like that was not good for humans...not good at all. 

[smokeyfugue-deactivated20150803]

"Oi, you wouldn’t happen to be a big fan of music would you? Sounds like you know a thing or two about this." He held up his violin and bow.

Short stuff’s clearly a weirdo but- music! With any luck, maybe-!

[dailyprogramming]

" 'a big fan of music'?"

No he was no fan, fans were loud with their whirring blades and constant chatter. Not to mention fans were only ever good to have when the weather was hot-Himmler was pretty sure he was good to have all time. Oh but the sound fans made....how could anyone say that could be anywhere near music.

"N-no I'm a Television..." 

[sidestuiff]

Send my muse kisses you want to give them!

✚ for a kiss on a wound.

♕ for a kiss of swearing fealty.

✿ for a sweet kiss on the cheek.

♠ for a kiss that leaves a mark on the skin.

♆ for a kiss where there is a pulse.

ϡ for a kiss that lets you know I love you.

ღ for a kiss filled with passion and need.

† for a kiss to say good bye forever.

✄ for hateful kiss — gonna make you feel the scorn okay?!

☂ for a kiss in the rain.

[thesoulsofmillons-deactivated20]

Send "Smooches" to get a reaction from my muse being kissed by your muse.

[dailyprogramming]

[deercorpse]

[askmethething]

SEND ME A SENTENCE [INJURED]

“You should see the other guy.”

“I fought them off singlehandedly, all fifteen of them!”

“Is that blood?”

“Do you have to walk around with tissues shoved up your nostrils?”

“Ouch. That is not a pretty face.”

“They must have knocked all the sense out of you.”

“How many brain cells are you down to now?”

“Is there anything you need?”

“I’m sore in places I didn’t even know existed.”

“How long was I out?”

“Why did you hit me?”

“I didn’t mean to hit you that hard.”

“Look on the bright side. You’re alive, aren’t you?”

“Can you walk?”

“Why didn’t you call me?”

“Is it as bad as it looks?”

“I think I see a light…”

“You should have told me sooner.”

“I had him on the ropes!”

“Sit still and let me look after you.”

“I don’t need you to treat me like a baby.”

[hxneybae]

"Ah— I see. I’ve never met a walking TV before…" 

The bee girl mused.

"Well, during the winter, us bees use our honey that we make as a way of storing food to eat over the long time period, when we’re are unable to forage and there are fewer flowers from which to gather food. It’s really sweet."

[dailyprogramming]

"Oh, I know what honey is..."

The tv mused as images and voice recordings flashed through his mind, documentaries on bees...bee care guides...a man on a bee farm talking bout his job...comercials even. 'make cookies with honey!' the old lady crowed standing over a bowl. Worthless information, really, but none the less it was tucked away in his ever busy mind. They sighed and kicked at the dirt on the ground

"s-see what I don't get is why not simply store something else? I'd get sick of honey..."

It was a bit out of grasp, this idea that other species had specific food sources, Why not simply eat whatever you felt like eating? Why spend ll your time making the food just to eat it and power yourself to make it again. Animals worked in circles....that's why he had no desire to ever be one, they were good for watching tho. 

[middens-here-deactivated2015041]

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Slowed down version of Party Hardy that plays when you battle the final boss, the Hydra.

I’d put the image of it here, but tumblr won’t let me upload it for now.