who knows. (not me)

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

my phone should give me an electric shock every time i open instagram

[enigmasandepiphanies]

the laptop urge to shut down in high pressure situations

[woolfmalice]

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

[all-hail-mono-onion]

what’s your tumblr KDR (followers divided by following)? mine is 1.69 lmaooooo

[vamqira]

the worst thing about writing is that you have to write things in order for them to have been written. absolute insanity.

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[thebootydiaries]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[dsmsix]

june 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? june 3rd? a 4th of june? give me a fucking break.

[100493503004422]

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

[taylormakaveli-deactivated20251]

do you ever just listen to sad music to let it hurt or is that just me

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[aquariumsoap]

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

wtf do you say after you kiss someone? 

[alexyquest]

don’t forget to like and subscribe

[newathens]

yes im always a little sick to my stomach with anger and rage. why do u ask?

[etirabys]

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me