En garde!

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[sweetoothgirl]

Chocolate Chip Caramel Cake 

[sweetoothgirl]

No-Bake Peanut Butter Protein Balls

[sweetoothgirl]

Whole Wheat Banana Nut Pancakes

[vvolubilis]

thats not an improvvement

[daintyconfectionary]

It’s an improvement in my book! 

[daintyconfectionary]

I went on a walk today instead of going jogging and I feel much less like I’m about to kill a man with the look in my eyes. 

[vvolubilis]

i havve been lucky so far to havve only evver had roomates that can duck real fuckin quick wwhen i point a gun at them except that one guy wwe dont talk about

[daintyconfectionary]

The true reason that Eridan went to jail. 

[daintyconfectionary]

Reasons I live alone: That. 

[sweetoothgirl]

Dark Chocolate Amaretti Biscuits

[sweetoothgirl]

Matcha Raspberry Macarons

[ugly--cupcakes]

Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes

[vvolubilis]

read the followwin wwith sarcasm

oh no

[daintyconfectionary]

B(

[vvolubilis]

im okay wwith that

[daintyconfectionary]

I will haunt you.

[daintyconfectionary]

vvolubilis replied to your post:I hear sirens, and I’m wondering a few different...

go chase it its a good wworkout

I’m going to do this and if I die I’m holding you responsible. 

[daintyconfectionary]

I hear sirens, and I’m wondering a few different things. 

1. Is it an ambulance? A fire truck? A police car? 

2. If it is a police siren, is it my responsibility as an off-duty officer to go follow it? 

3. If I do go follow it, and it’s not a police siren, how dumb would I look? 

[vvolubilis]

wwe didnt havve one single actual trainin session and youre already plannin to go france on my ass

[daintyconfectionary]

Viva la revolution! 

[vvolubilis]

twwenty pushups once i filter through this nonsense

[daintyconfectionary]

Did you say twenty push-pops? If you say so! 

[vvolubilis]

old mechanics never die, they just re-tire

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