Reasons for wearing diapers
Adult diapers are often seen as ‘taboo’ for members that aren’t familiar with the concept of “DL” and it can really be hard to justify or explain the need (or desire) to wear them. In saying this, I’ve often thought about situations in life that diapers for adults would not only be beneficial but almost definitely necessary.
To me, diapers are a form of “sexualized” clothing (like a jockstrap, sexy undies and lingerie) but that’s definitely not the case with everybody else. This surprises me as they CAN be an extremely functional product if used effectively in day to day life.
What appeals to me about this type of underwear is gives the user an ability to service their own body when restraints won’t allow allow them to. I’ve thought of a few situations that I’ve been in (or been exposed to in some way) that would be ideal for this type of underwear.
Long haul, short haul - it’s still going to be some what of a process to get to your destination. There’s getting to the airport, finding the designated area for your airline, sorting out luggage and you’ll probably be doing it in a rush. Bathrooms are always busy (but probably clean) and it would seem to me more of a chore than a relieve to use the facilities at an airport. That’s just before take off!
Imagine you’re an hour to go on a flight… admiring the view from the window seat. You’ve just demolished three ice teas and they’re now pushing on your bladder. You think it’s okay because planes have toilets, right? Wrong. The seat belt sign comes on and everyone must be seated. The plane experiences turbulence, nothing major but enough to require additional safety measures. The seats are small and the other two passengers beside you would need to leave their seats to let you out. You are essentially trapped and have no choice but to hold your bladder and wait. Tell me right now a diaper would not save your ass. Nobody’s going to know if you pee yourself but they will if you’re just wearing Calvin’s.
Majority of long haul trips are planned around ‘bathroom stops’ which are hard to come by in almost all “longer” car journeys. Nobody wants to stop in the middle of the night in unfamiliar territory to urinate. If a mobile phone can throw off your guard whilst driving, imagine what a full bladder could do. If you’ve got the privacy of your own vehicle, why not wear undies that could get you to your destination quicker. This would enable the driver to keep hydrated and eliminate dangerous or unnecessary stops.
Do you really want to be trying the “pee in a bottle” thing when you’re stuck in traffic on a 4 lane highway, broad day light and in eye sight of other people who are looking for visual stimuli? It’s good in theory to be able to “pull over” anytime but sometimes you can’t; and Murphy’s law says that’s when you’re gonna need to wee.
Concert venues certainly have bathroom facilities… but they aren’t attached to you. When you’re an hour in (which you’ve spent fighting for your right to be that little bit closer) you’d be mega-pissed (pun) if you had to give that all up just because you had to take a piss. If you’re at the front of the fucking concert there is no chance you’d be scoring that again. Imagine if the facilities were apart of your outfit, under your shorts or pants. Imagine if you didn’t have to forfeit your position just because you drank a few beers a couple of hours ago.
The most bittersweet thing about a bender or a wild night is the recovery process. This period is normally the same as the time “partying” except it’s spent essentially bedridden, with a headache and a stomach full of last nights vodka. If you are trying to recover peacefully from the best weekend ever, the thought of getting up to use the bathroom can be headache inducing. You’ve tried to counteract the alcohol with water before settling in to bed but it’s only made the bathroom uses more frequent. You just want to lay on your phone or sleep.
Hypothetically speaking, wouldn’t it be kinda perfect if you could just lay back and “go”, letting your body flush out all the toxins on it’s own accord. Tell me in a state of post intoxication that you wouldn’t prefer just to piss in your underwear without a worry? I mean, you’ll probably piss the bed anyway.
You’re going to a public place to watch a lengthy movie you’ve paid top dollar to experience. You’ve been excited to see this movie since it was announced. You’ve allowed a hefty budget for the candy bar which means a very large soft drink and heaps of wholesome junk food. Would you really want to miss the vital part of the movie to tend to your bladder, when in actual fact you could just “go” whenever the urge comes? A dark room, full of sound… everyone is focused on the movie they’ve paid to see and not what undies you’re wearing… so why not get every cent out of your overpriced movie ticket.
These aren’t that common but they’re definitely a thing. If you are travelling or live in an area where these capitalistic facilities are prevalent, then you could literally save money by pissing in your pants. Stick it, pay toilets. I’ve bought my own.
7. Housing with shared bathrooms
If you don’t have your own bathroom in a college dormitory, why not wear your own?
8. Cold nights and you’re already in bed
9. There’s no pause in online gaming
10. Sports that require protective gear
Snowboarding can be fun. It requires a lot of clothing and protection to allow for a good experience. If you’re wearing all that gear and need to quickly take it off to piss… why?
Can anybody think of some other examples of when diapers would’ve been even mildly useful?
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