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Nicola💜 Mother 👶🏼 CNA 🏥

[brittany]

Marriage Story (2019), dir. Noah Baumbach

[memewhore]

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[jamausis]

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

[taylorswiftville]

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

[asw4ng]

please do this guys

[lyricvl]

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[your-health-hazard]

[voodooprincessrn]

No doubt

[memehumor]

Swipe RIGHT

[thecybersmith]

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

[thejediguy]

[alohamoraz]

she’s the prettiest girl in the world and she has no idea

[velvetbrowns-deactivated2012123]

[shuxa]

[lilmamabeyellin]

im there

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

OMG ME 😂

[shock]

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

[quietlydelicious]

😏

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via davianavaka1)

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

walk into the party. almost every single guy has a purple cup. most of the girls have blue cups, but the purple cups are ONLY hitting up the girls with green cups (who range from “in a bitter breakup” to “i have a crush on my yoga instructor”). you walk into the backyard and there’s two people screamfighting with pink cups while a purple cup dude bolts past you and back into the party, zipping up. you put arsenic in a green cup and chug it in front of everyone and then they cheer and you don’t remember the last part because youre dead now so i guess ur relationship status is indeed complicated

[bunney]

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine