Welcome to the Shithole

The names Daisie, I'm in a constant state of regret and pain, probably gonna scream about random shit with no warning, good luck everyone

[daisiecosplays]

I have returned to tumblr after four years and holy shit I look different

[ackerchou]

[bennieandthejosh]

I don’t think I ever told you guys about this but when I went to the aquarium last year they had this new barracuda who absolutely loves attention and being on camera. He swims to the front of the exhibit every time someone is there because he wants to be noticed. Anyways his name is Eugene I think he’s adorable and I want him to get the attention he deserves. Reblog if Eugene is beautiful and deserves all the love in the world

[daisiecosplays]

My English teacher: We’re not having a final at the end of this year 

Everyone: Heck Yeah!

My English teacher: INSTEAD YOU’RE GONNA GET A 7 PAGE RESEARCH PAPER THAT YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO DO

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

find out your shitpost URL

birthday january: nut february: dong march: giraffe april: gogu may: anime june: jokes july: aaaaaaaaa august: police september: shit october: kinkshame november: kawaii december: fuck

first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater

day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

[cephalopodvictorious]

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

[bastillearda2018]

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

[erdsthenerds]

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

[threehourstonevada]

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

[sweeeettay-deactivated20210523]

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

[dynastylnoire]

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

[whenemmafallsinlove]

reblog to save a thigh

[earthlyeaysia]

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

[collegecocoasugar]

Reblog every summer

[yougottahaveseoul]

Reblog cause y'all girls look great in sundresses

[prinxietys]

For all my guys, gals and nb pals suffering this season, I buy dove spray on deodorant and it works like a charm

[ts-virgil-angst]

^^^^^ can confirm especially if you’re going to be in water

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[makomoriz]

FOX has cancelled Brooklyn Nine-Nine after five seasons. But not all hope is lost! Tweet at sites and networks such as @Netflix, @Hulu, and @TBSNetwork to renew the series and request the show on Netflix. ❤️

[bladekindprince-deactivated2017]

Important

I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links. 

This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.

This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.

My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.

Please be careful!

[shoutloaf]

just got this and was like no

[thisuserjustwantspeace]

Shit! I FUCKING LOGGED IN!!! 😡😡😡😖😖😖😭😭😭 I DON’T WANNA START OVER!!!

[starryeyedaquarius-deactivated2]

Damn it! I knew I should have reblogged it! Then you would’ve seen it.

[thisuserjustwantspeace]

It’s ok love I changed my password so they won’t get in.

[ask-redmix-pro-dj-deactivated20]

Just Got One, dont click it

[ask--infurnarose]

itsover goodbye guys i fucked up 

[the-deadpool-is-the-best-blog]

mee too I got it from someone called fandomthingsask

[asktheartpone]

Keep your eyes peeled guys!

[carlosbrony]

Guys, change the password now!!!! 

[real-blu-phoenix]

Damn it!! I just put my shit in!

[enderstine-deactivated20210924]

Yes, I feel for the sane shit

[unnamed-arts]

Okay so, I may have fallen for this trick lol, but if you’ve fallen for this trick too, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY! (That’s what I did)

Stay safe everyone!

[enderstine-deactivated20210924]

I had to change my password and it was a nightmare. PLEASE don’t click it

[pixelz01-deactivated20250413]

This is horrible spread the word be safe and don’t click on the link!!!!

[hentai-koinu]

Holy crap

[magicalwolfgirllupus-deactivate]

Don’t click on any suspicious links, even if you know it’s probably bad and want to warn other people. Ignore the link and make a post about it.

[oldtranswizard]

Don’t just ignore it - Press ‘’Looks suspicious? Mark as spam’’ button in the chat, so Tumblr’s gonna take a move agaisnt.

[magicalwolfgirllupus-deactivate]

Even better.

[drawnsnake]

Reblogging. I personally never got one of those, but someone else might.

[team-emo-dynamite-x-deactivated]

Don’t sign in.

[astra-nova]

I’ve never experienced this but I want everyone to stay safe ❤️

[tag-urself-im-jungshook]

Reblogging for the safe

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

stay safe

[awkward-lgbt]

please stay safe guys

[gayand-sad]

^^^^^

[this-account-is-dead-ya-noobs-d]

ya’ll remember this now.

don’t get your account stolen.

[cherrybingz]

Glad this hasn’t happened to me yet….be cautious guys

[mrmcmineyt-blog]

Both screenshoted url now go to a 403 error, your welcome

[amazxngphil-deactivated20200812]

Please don’t leave me… @danielhowell

Reblogs are greatly appreciated IG: greyonart

[komcch]

...is there a way to get a whole song tattooed on your body?

or an album? or maybe a bands entire discography…?

[komcch]

You really gonna bring this one back huh? @bennieandthejosh

[bennieandthejosh]

Yes because it’s always iconic, relevant, and relatable

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[wadefeltonism-deactivated202106]

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

[mohawkmama]

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

[thiccdaddy-mbaku]

put this on all 3 of my blogs

[onlytwitterpics]

[mischiefissirius-deactivated201]

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i think most people are interpreting this as wanting a partner, but also being gay is way better when you have a bunch of gay friends

[secretsandsevenwonders-blog]

When drawing fan art for The Kane Chronicles, please remember:

• Although Sadie Kane and her mother’s side of the family are mostly white-passing, Egyptian people typically aren’t.

• Carter Kane has dark skin and so does his dad and uncle Amos.

• Zia and Walt are both confirmed to have dark skin.

• Most of the Egyptian gods including Bast and Bes (but excluding Anubis and possibly Thoth) have dark skin, unless their skin is another colour like blue.

• It is safe to assume that Cleo, Felix, Jaz, and the other kids all have dark skin.

• It wouldn’t be unlikely if Sadie was the only white-passing Egyptian in their Nome.

• Check the official art before drawing a character as white or white-passing to avoid erasing the ethnicities and races of any more characters.

[snap-crackle-n-stop]

I believe Jaz is mentioned to be blonde, and Felix, for some reason I thought with ginger hair, but it’s been a while!!!!! This is great advice!!!!

[weareatgreg]

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day