daiswah

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

me? an idiot? who gets attached to people way too fast? well yeah of course

[monstermonstre]

i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science 

but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him

the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position

[jurassicdaily]

god bless ian malcolm

[kylo-ren-has-an-8pack]

The best part is that at the Jurassic Park 25th Anniversary at Universal Studios, the assistant director verified that the shirt opening and pose was 100% Jeff’s decision and Jeff didnt even ask Steven Spielberg’s permission first. He just did it.

[roguecampingrainstorm]

that’s such a Jeff Goldblum thing of him to do

[batmansuggestion]

Perhaps the only way to truly defeat evil... is with tender and gentle homoeroticism

[everyscreentoobeseen]

Don't spoil Good Omens like that

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[verytiredtorin]

Op do you take constructive criticism

[glumshoe]

Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[997]

[jehovahhthickness]

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

[jehovahhthickness]

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

[anxietyproblem]

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's 1811 and my friend just asked me to lace her corset, not knowing I secretly have a crush on her

stay panic

[illcebran-deactivated20221104]

[sendryl]

Plot twist she totally knows you have a crush on her and also has one on you

[illcebran-deactivated20221104]

HOT

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[marsapartment]

Everything about this snl skit absolutely slaughters me. The flawless directing, the acting, the music. God the fact that every shot looks like it came from the poignant ending scene in Arrival fuckign murders me

[fixedyourmeme]

[babyanimalgifs]

[thepoisonroom]

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you're calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

[nbchannibaldaily]

[whatshouldwedraw]

[jamieisntgay-deactivated2022021]

I made this myself and I hope you’re PROUD

[lowsun]

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

[hoaxmakesmusic]

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*