two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

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two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward
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Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021
not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool
ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted
The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.
Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing
Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.
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DELIVERY.
Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit
for make a terrible comic day
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
"crochet can't be made by machines" went from being a cool fun fact to being a call to action of "so if you see mass manufactured crochet in Target, that was made by a person and they were underpaid and you should boycott it" which is true, it was made by a person, but EVERY item of clothing you own (that you did not purchase from a company using ethical labor) was made by a person being underpaid (at *best*.)
Sewing machines are operated by *people*. Knitting machines are operated by *people*. Yes lots of the process is automated but you cannot tell a machine "make me a t-shirt" or "make me a knit cardigan".
Higher awareness of fast fashion, and the true human labor and abuse behind it, is GREAT, but let's not pretend that the crochet hat in target is THE problem. Every article of clothing in target is the problem. "All clothes are made by people" is the jumping off point here into understanding this issue it's not just crochet it's the whole thing ahhhhHHHHHHHHHH
If you've ever seen images of sweatshops in the early 20th century, in New York or the UK or other developed countries
Guess what
Your clothing is still made in a place that looks like that. The only thing that's different is the tech level of the sewing machines and the race of the workers 
This also applies to all plushies. Every single plushie is made by people, there is no way to make them without human labour.
Unless you buy them from small scale makers who make them themselves, this means they were made in a factory, the same way clothing is.
im fucking crying
Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.
You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.
You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.
You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.
You have to find a way.
good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.
How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public
Sprints at you fast as fuck
oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other
YOU’VE ARRIVED AT THE RIVER LETHE. WELCOME TO THE WRATH RING. RING: ( V )
NO MORE REGRETS. WELCOME TO THE RING OF HERESY: ( VI )
DON’T WORRY, EVERYTHING IS FINE. WELCOME TO THE FRAUD RING: ( VIII )
((Alternative lighting version bc I wanted to make a flicking lights gif BUT adobe media encoder disappeared from my pc and magix vegas doesnt give the same result (also, my phone broke so bye-bye to alight motion))
Soo, second batch of fanarts for my Colosseum of Treachery series, this time with my three favorite rings because I had a very clear idea of the compositions that I wanted for each of these vs the rest of the rings, I'm very proud of the final result for heresy bc I literally daydreamed of how I wanted the fanart to look like.
I'm a little unsure of Wrath bc although in the fic it says "The door opened to the base of a river. Despite the sun shining down on the grassy expanse. It was in fact still fucking cold.", I don't know if that was what the author meant asdfghjkifhs, as an easter egg, the background is a pic from the Apure river (Siri pon Alma Llanera)
Anywas, thanks to @cookiecomics for writing her amazing fic and inspiring me to create art!!
Ultimate A Tale of Two Tricksters Meme Thread.
Wanted to put them all in one place to link the next chapter.
I’ve done enough that it’s time for a Part 2
last line hit like a mack truck
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Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing
Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing
yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend
they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program