Shine On

Heidi is my name

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

[nogreatillusion]

I consistently leave social situations feeling like I’ve talked too much and too loudly, and emphatically said things I don’t mean. I leave wishing I’d given more compliments and eaten more slowly. How do other people speak so fluidly, tell their stories so gracefully? I am messy and hungry and always swearing, always starting my sentences without knowing where they’ll end. 

[11990904]

The Walker House

[1980vibes]

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[guerrillatech]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

[dailydoseofstuf]

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[ashstfu]

can't spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let's dance

[dankmemeuniversity]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[catceleste]

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

Beheading

Bat Impressions

Speed Cloning

Bad Ideas

[pearlcarpenter]

[luchile]

but i believe aang can save the world

[sugarsculls]

[jumpedoverthemoon]

I can smell these pictures

[hungwy]

oh god im responsible for me