🌼Daisy🌼

I post jokes & quotes • I post about my life • Have a wonderful day/night

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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets 👅

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I'm not on the crazy train 🚂.. trains go fast.

It's more like a wagon 🛺.. a long, slow ride on the crazy wagon 🤪🛺

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"Rome wasn't built in an egg!"

- Angelica Pickles

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Caterpillars have to dissolve into a disgusting pile of goo to become butterflies. 🐛🦋

So if you're a mess, wrapped up in blankets right now, keep going. 🙏🏻🙌🏻💯

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Tomorrow is Halloween 🎃 so excited

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Y'all are waaaaay too old to not understand that "washing dishes" ALSO includes washing the sink, countertops, AND stove. And depending on how much cumbs you pushed onto the floor will determine if you need to sweep or not..

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Telling your partner,

💙 Where you are

💛 Who you are with,

💚 What time you're coming home,

Is NOT being controlled,

It's showing RESPECT!

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Front of our home 🎃👻

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D - Makes people laugh

A - Hot

I - Loves to laugh & smile

S - Cute

Y - Is loved by everyone

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3 days until #Halloween

I repeat - 3 days until Halloween!

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My hubby saw these while we were shopping and tossed them in the cart - he was almost as excited as me 🤣 God I love this man lol

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Looooooooook at the flowers my man got me 😍

We put them in a 👻 Boo-tiful 👻 cup for Halloween 🎃

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Karli - 🎂 June 10th 🎂

Every day, koalas

Laze about in the breeze

They shake the tree branches

And eat all of the leaves

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People are so used to others being indirect and phony that clear direct communication appears aggressive

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I be in my own Lil world 🌎🎡

You need a wristband to get in here 🎟🎫

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How was Rome split in two?

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With a pair of Ceasars ✂️

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Just so everyone is clear....

I'm going to put my glasses on