i have to get to a circle wipe across town

i like various shows, movies, and occasionally video games. ask me about my sci-fi fantasy cowboy ocs. (They/Them, Level 24)

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[annbragin]

BETTER CALL SOUL!

[sweetwater00]

And then I go and spoil it all...

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[naamahdarling]

The pissing in the pool website.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[pjackk]

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

[yanguang]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[cedricredwood]

get real

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[calm-before-the]

Look we're having a serious discussion here and my heart shaped pupils are none of your concern.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[kimwexlersfeetandtoes]

[destiny34u]

another work from X🫪

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[twisted-rat-king]

told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

[willgrahamscock]

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

[willgrahamscock]

7 seconds after the post

[willgrahamscock]

you’re going in the soup